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Joseph Heller Quotes

You had me at hello
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
Don't look back you're not going that way
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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Every writer I know has trouble writing  (Joseph Heller Quotes) He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it  (Joseph Heller Quotes) When I grow up I want to be a little boy  (Joseph Heller Quotes) There was only one catch and that was catch 22  (Joseph Heller Quotes) And anything worth dying for  (Joseph Heller Quotes) If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Rise above principal and do what’s right  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Peace on Earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry  (Joseph Heller Quotes) He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody  (Joseph Heller Quotes) I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any  (Joseph Heller Quotes) I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Rise above principle and do what's right  (Joseph Heller Quotes) We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Climb, you bastard! Climb, climb, climb, climb!  (Joseph Heller Quotes) The years are too short, the days are too long  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Women don't suffer from penis envy. Men do  (Joseph Heller Quotes) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Didn't I once observe that there is nothing new under the sun?  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Love is potent stuff, isn't it?  (Joseph Heller Quotes) When one is infatuated, faults are endearing that in others would be heinous  (Joseph Heller Quotes) If character is destiny, the good are damned  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Everybody is as unstable as water  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Vanity. What's wrong with vanity? It doesn't satisfy  (Joseph Heller Quotes) The truth is whatever people will believe is the truth. Don't you know history?  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Fools hate knowledge  (Joseph Heller Quotes) God had no need for Ecclesiastes to acquaint Him with vanity  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Forever goes quick  (Joseph Heller Quotes) Kissinger brought peace to Vietnam the same way Napoleon brought peace to Europe: by losing  (Joseph Heller Quotes) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt  (Joseph Heller Quotes)
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