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Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Men always grow vicious before they become unbelievers (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Vanity is a natural object of temptation to a woman (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
If a man would register all his opinions upon love, politics, religion, learning etc., beginning from his youth, and so go to old age, what a bundle of inconsistencies and contradictions would appear at last (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Let a man be ne’er so wise, he may be caught with sober lies (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Arbitrary power is but the first natural step from anarchy, or the savage life (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Orators inflame the people, whose anger is really but a short fit of madness (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Old sciences are unraveled like old stockings, by beginning at the foot (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
You cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Men are contented to be laughed at for their wit, but not for their folly (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Nothing more unqualifies a man to act with prudence than a misfortune that is attended with shame and guilt (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Faith! He must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
The violets ope their purple heads; the roses blow, the cowslip springs (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Oh how our neighbour lifts his nose, to tell what every schoolboy knows (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion of the country. Nothing can render them popular, but some degree of persecution (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
I’ll give you leave to call me anything, if you don’t call me spade (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
He that calls a man ungrateful sums up all the veil that a man can be guilty of (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Judges... are picked out from the most dextrous lawyers, who are grown old or lazy, and having been biased all their lives against truth or equity, are under such a fatal necessity of favoring fraud, perjury and oppression, that I have known several of them to refuse a large bribe from the side where justice lay, rather than injure the faculty by doing any thing unbecoming their nature in office (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
She’s no chicken; she’s on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
Rebukes are easy from our betters, from men of quality and letters; but when low dunces will affront, what man alive can stand the brunt? (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense (Jonathan Swift Quotes)
They never would hear, but turn the deaf ear, as a matter they had no concern in (Jonathan Swift Quotes)