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Jonathan Ames Quotes

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I’ve really never written about my relationships, or things like that. I wouldn’t want to divulge things that were too private  (Jonathan Ames Quotes) I don’t laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way  (Jonathan Ames Quotes) I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college  (Jonathan Ames Quotes) As a child, I wanted to be an athlete, a professional tennis player or something like that  (Jonathan Ames Quotes) How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around you as well, like trying to commit suicide with a gas oven and unwittingly murdering your neighbors  (Jonathan Ames Quotes) I wondered where the person was who had taken my place, who wanted to know what news people had been told. I’m always looking for the person who replaces me, who thinks the things I do, who fills in for me when I’m not there. I know there is someone younger than me doing what I did and someone older doing what I will do, and someone my age being just like me  (Jonathan Ames Quotes) I’m on the verge of a total breakdown. Sciatica. Taxes. Cars. Fleas, possibly. It’s an absurd existence  (Jonathan Ames Quotes) Unfortunately, I’m one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to do everything I shouldn’t do  (Jonathan Ames Quotes) I live for coincidences. They briefly give to me the illusion or the hope that there’s a pattern to my life, and if there’s a pattern, then maybe I’m moving toward some kind of destiny where it’s all explained  (Jonathan Ames Quotes)
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