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Joking Quotes

Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted Picture Quote #1

I want to be taken seriously but I can't go 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic Picture Quote #1

I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking Picture Quote #1

Joking apart, now let us be serious Picture Quote #1

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world Picture Quote #1

But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life Picture Quote #1

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Ain’t no use jiving, ain’t no use joking, everything is broken Picture Quote #1

Never call a girl fat, even if you’re joking Picture Quote #1

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore Picture Quote #1

Journalists never make it clear when you are joking Picture Quote #1

I’m not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person Picture Quote #1

Love is such a confusing word. You think I’m joking but I’m not Picture Quote #1

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I’m joking, I’m joking. Best decision I ever made Picture Quote #1

It’s hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can’t be funny Picture Quote #1

Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am Picture Quote #1

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping Picture Quote #1

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking Picture Quote #1

My daughter will be reading about Pat Buchanan in a history book someday, and I am hanging out fist-bumping with him and joking with him Picture Quote #1

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My friends just kept joking about all the horrible physical side effects [of Prednisone ]. I can only imagine that something that works that well has got to be bad for you Picture Quote #1

I’m amused by a lot of things. I love humor. I’m constantly joking around Picture Quote #1

Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted Picture Quote #1

Not all journalists are really journalists. They ask such stupid questions sometimes, especially the newer ones, and because... these people can’t tell if you’re joking around, you just can’t have any sense of humour; you really can’t Picture Quote #1

I can spend the hour before the race cracking up with all my friends and joking around, but as soon as I get around that race car, I completely change. The focus changes. The competitive juices get flowing Picture Quote #1

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Some of the key components, we wanted it to be so far into the future that you weren’t talking about our time. I was joking that the AMC cinematic universe is after the zombie apocalypse by hundreds and hundreds of years Picture Quote #1

Senator Kerry recovering very nicely after having shoulder surgery. The doctors said the senator was fully awake, lucid and joking after the surgery was done, but cautioned that that was just the drug. He went back to his boring self soon afterward Picture Quote #1

Well I’m a 5 year old at heart; I still think that there is a monster under my bed - and I’m not joking. It’s pathetic, it’s really not cute Picture Quote #1

Joking aside, politicians are often more flawed than the rest of us. We need to stop pretending politics and family values go together Picture Quote #1

Scurrility has no object in view but incivility; if it is uttered from feelings of petulance, it is mere abuse; if it is spoken in a joking manner, it may be considered raillery Picture Quote #1

I might literally fall over dead if I meet Oprah Winfrey. I’m kind of joking, but I’m not confident that wouldn’t happen Picture Quote #1

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Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted (Joking Quotes) I want to be taken seriously but I can't go 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic (Joking Quotes) I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking (Joking Quotes) Joking apart, now let us be serious (Joking Quotes) My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world (Joking Quotes) But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life (Joking Quotes) Ain’t no use jiving, ain’t no use joking, everything is broken (Joking Quotes) Never call a girl fat, even if you’re joking (Joking Quotes) I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore (Joking Quotes) Journalists never make it clear when you are joking (Joking Quotes) I’m not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person (Joking Quotes) Love is such a confusing word. You think I’m joking but I’m not (Joking Quotes) I’m joking, I’m joking. Best decision I ever made. (Joking Quotes) It’s hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can’t be funny (Joking Quotes) Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am (Joking Quotes) I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping (Joking Quotes) Life is too short not to do a little practical joking (Joking Quotes) My daughter will be reading about Pat Buchanan in a history book someday, and I am hanging out fist-bumping with him and joking with him. (Joking Quotes) My friends just kept joking about all the horrible physical side effects [of Prednisone ]. I can only imagine that something that works that well has got to be bad for you. (Joking Quotes) My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and there’s a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl. (Joking Quotes) I’m amused by a lot of things. I love humor. I’m constantly joking around (Joking Quotes) Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted. (Joking Quotes) Not all journalists are really journalists. They ask such stupid questions sometimes, especially the newer ones, and because... these people can’t tell if you’re joking around, you just can’t have any sense of humour; you really can’t. (Joking Quotes) I can spend the hour before the race cracking up with all my friends and joking around, but as soon as I get around that race car, I completely change. The focus changes. The competitive juices get flowing. (Joking Quotes) Some of the key components, we wanted it to be so far into the future that you weren’t talking about our time. I was joking that the AMC cinematic universe is after the zombie apocalypse by hundreds and hundreds of years (Joking Quotes) Senator Kerry recovering very nicely after having shoulder surgery. The doctors said the senator was fully awake, lucid and joking after the surgery was done, but cautioned that that was just the drug. He went back to his boring self soon afterward (Joking Quotes) Well I’m a 5 year old at heart; I still think that there is a monster under my bed - and I’m not joking. It’s pathetic, it’s really not cute (Joking Quotes) Joking aside, politicians are often more flawed than the rest of us. We need to stop pretending politics and family values go together (Joking Quotes) Scurrility has no object in view but incivility; if it is uttered from feelings of petulance, it is mere abuse; if it is spoken in a joking manner, it may be considered raillery (Joking Quotes) I might literally fall over dead if I meet Oprah Winfrey. I’m kind of joking, but I’m not confident that wouldn’t happen (Joking Quotes)

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