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Joke Quotes

I am one of those guys who could do the most emotional scene and crack a joke instantly. I’m lucky. I’m just like an idiot savant. I have one enormously enjoyable, pleasurable - for me - talent, which is being able to act Picture Quote #1

You can’t do anything to be funny. That’s cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don’t make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level Picture Quote #1

Most of us don’t think forwarding a racist joke or speaking in an insulting ‘comedic’ accent is appropriate at the workplace. Unfortunately, for those raised in the toxic culture of conservatism, the sort of mentality that leads government employees to do those things is widespread Picture Quote #1

I feel like until you’re with the person, the person you end up marrying, you don’t ever really know what you’re looking for. I’m just into a girl with a really good personality, something that goes beyond looks. I want to be able to joke around, be respectful of each other... there are a lot of things that go into compatibility Picture Quote #1

My joke is that my father was a minister and my mother was an English teacher, so I’m trained to see the world in terms of symbols, which is hard when you just want to make toast Picture Quote #1

I always enjoy conversation more if there is some substance to it - which is a just incredibly hilarious thing for me to say because for many, many years I was the guy whose only contribution to any conversation was, ‘There was a funny ‘Simpson’s’ joke about that.’ Picture Quote #1

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I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there’s no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them Picture Quote #1

It is an inside joke of history that all its most exciting adventures inevitably end their careers as homework. Beheadings, rebellions, thousand-year wars, incest on the royal throne, electricity, art, opera, dogs in outer space Picture Quote #1

So when you tell a joke, you want to make someone laugh, or if you tell a story about someone who had a heart attack, it may be because you want the listener to exercise. Stories are tools to create social cohesion and to get humans to strategize together Picture Quote #1

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate Picture Quote #1

If you write a novel where war is nothing but hell and no one experiences excitement or cracks a dark joke, then you’re not actually admitting the full experience Picture Quote #1

I think that the theory of evolution is the most unscientific, faith-based, fundamentally brainless idea that ever had the misfortune to come out of a human mind. To compare it to true science is a joke. There is nothing even slightly scientific about it Picture Quote #1

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What a joke! Poor little rich girl’s fallen in love with the Republic’s most famous criminal Picture Quote #1

Good shoes - they’re the ultimate finishing touch. In fact, we actually joke in my family that your shoes have to be shined before you can leave the house Picture Quote #1

When my family all got together, I’d always get up and entertain everyone, but it was all a bit of a joke. My first real memory of singing for people was when I was about eleven or 12 Picture Quote #1

Etgar means challenge. And my family name is Keret, which means urban. So my name is urban challenge. My joke is, it’s a good description of a birth but a strange name for a human being Picture Quote #1

I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift Picture Quote #1

It was that famous joke: What’s the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? ‘Hey, I wrote a song.’ Picture Quote #1

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People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it’s still OK. Really? Picture Quote #1

My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing Picture Quote #1

Something is mighty wrong with our priorities when professing Christian men joke about their wives, joke about their children, and joke about God, but fight to the death over their favorite sports team Picture Quote #1

My family and I have a little joke that if I’m feeling particularly blue, and nobody cares about me, I should just go to the airport! That is where I am most recognized Picture Quote #1

I guess my feeling is is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make Picture Quote #1

Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it’s a great feeling Picture Quote #1

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I get so happy when I write a joke. It’s a very satisfying, liberating feeling Picture Quote #1

The real joke that history played on American women is not the one that makes people snigger, with cheap Freudian sophistication, at the dead feminists. It is the joke that Freudian thought played on living women, twisting the memory of the feminists into the man-eating phantom of the feminine mystique, shriveling the very wish to be more than just a wife and mother Picture Quote #1

Only in the mystery novel are we delivered final and unquestionable solutions. The joke to me is that fiction gives you a truth that reality can’t deliver Picture Quote #1

Fifty Shades Of Grey proved you can write about a dude choking women and shoving stuff up their butts but heaven forbid if you tell a legitimate joke about it. Sure I doubled the number of feminists who hate me, but I also doubled the number of shows I have on TV. No regrets Picture Quote #1

I was saying as a joke the other day that I love film editing, I know how to cut a picture, I think I know how to shoot it, but I don’t know how to light it. And I realize it’s because I didn’t grow up with light. I grew up in tenements Picture Quote #1

Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with ‘Community,’ the joke is always on Picture Quote #1

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I am one of those guys who could do the most emotional scene and crack a joke instantly. I’m lucky. I’m just like an idiot savant. I have one enormously enjoyable, pleasurable - for me - talent, which is being able to act. (Joke Quotes) You can’t do anything to be funny. That’s cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don’t make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. (Joke Quotes) Most of us don’t think forwarding a racist joke or speaking in an insulting ‘comedic’ accent is appropriate at the workplace. Unfortunately, for those raised in the toxic culture of conservatism, the sort of mentality that leads government employees to do those things is widespread. (Joke Quotes) I feel like until you’re with the person, the person you end up marrying, you don’t ever really know what you’re looking for. I’m just into a girl with a really good personality, something that goes beyond looks. I want to be able to joke around, be respectful of each other... there are a lot of things that go into compatibility. (Joke Quotes) My joke is that my father was a minister and my mother was an English teacher, so I’m trained to see the world in terms of symbols, which is hard when you just want to make toast. (Joke Quotes) I always enjoy conversation more if there is some substance to it - which is a just incredibly hilarious thing for me to say because for many, many years I was the guy whose only contribution to any conversation was, ‘There was a funny ‘Simpson’s’ joke about that.’ (Joke Quotes) I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there’s no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them. (Joke Quotes) It is an inside joke of history that all its most exciting adventures inevitably end their careers as homework. Beheadings, rebellions, thousand-year wars, incest on the royal throne, electricity, art, opera, dogs in outer space. (Joke Quotes) So when you tell a joke, you want to make someone laugh, or if you tell a story about someone who had a heart attack, it may be because you want the listener to exercise. Stories are tools to create social cohesion and to get humans to strategize together. (Joke Quotes) I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. (Joke Quotes) If you write a novel where war is nothing but hell and no one experiences excitement or cracks a dark joke, then you’re not actually admitting the full experience. (Joke Quotes) I think that the theory of evolution is the most unscientific, faith-based, fundamentally brainless idea that ever had the misfortune to come out of a human mind. To compare it to true science is a joke. There is nothing even slightly scientific about it. (Joke Quotes) What a joke! Poor little rich girl’s fallen in love with the Republic’s most famous criminal. (Joke Quotes) Good shoes - they’re the ultimate finishing touch. In fact, we actually joke in my family that your shoes have to be shined before you can leave the house. (Joke Quotes) When my family all got together, I’d always get up and entertain everyone, but it was all a bit of a joke. My first real memory of singing for people was when I was about eleven or 12. (Joke Quotes) Etgar means challenge. And my family name is Keret, which means urban. So my name is urban challenge. My joke is, it’s a good description of a birth but a strange name for a human being. (Joke Quotes) I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift. (Joke Quotes) It was that famous joke: What’s the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? ‘Hey, I wrote a song.’ (Joke Quotes) People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it’s still OK. Really? (Joke Quotes) My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing (Joke Quotes) Something is mighty wrong with our priorities when professing Christian men joke about their wives, joke about their children, and joke about God, but fight to the death over their favorite sports team. (Joke Quotes) My family and I have a little joke that if I’m feeling particularly blue, and nobody cares about me, I should just go to the airport! That is where I am most recognized. (Joke Quotes) I guess my feeling is is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make. (Joke Quotes) Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it’s a great feeling. (Joke Quotes) I get so happy when I write a joke. It’s a very satisfying, liberating feeling. (Joke Quotes) The real joke that history played on American women is not the one that makes people snigger, with cheap Freudian sophistication, at the dead feminists. It is the joke that Freudian thought played on living women, twisting the memory of the feminists into the man-eating phantom of the feminine mystique, shriveling the very wish to be more than just a wife and mother. (Joke Quotes) Only in the mystery novel are we delivered final and unquestionable solutions. The joke to me is that fiction gives you a truth that reality can’t deliver. (Joke Quotes) Fifty Shades Of Grey proved you can write about a dude choking women and shoving stuff up their butts but heaven forbid if you tell a legitimate joke about it. Sure I doubled the number of feminists who hate me, but I also doubled the number of shows I have on TV. No regrets. (Joke Quotes) I was saying as a joke the other day that I love film editing, I know how to cut a picture, I think I know how to shoot it, but I don’t know how to light it. And I realize it’s because I didn’t grow up with light. I grew up in tenements. (Joke Quotes) Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with ‘Community,’ the joke is always on. (Joke Quotes)

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