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John Oliver Quotes
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Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it (John Oliver Quotes)
I think I’m just a summer fling that people will soon forget (John Oliver Quotes)
If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring (John Oliver Quotes)
I know I’d be an absolutely horrendous politician (John Oliver Quotes)
I’m British; pessimism is my wheelhouse (John Oliver Quotes)
News is not a game show. You don’t win a car if you happen to be right. (John Oliver Quotes)
I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It’s like whatever the opposite of a hug is (John Oliver Quotes)
Politics has become infused with narcissism in America (John Oliver Quotes)
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools’ Day is probably a sociopath (John Oliver Quotes)
People are friendlier in New York than London (John Oliver Quotes)
There is no greater anesthetic than sport (John Oliver Quotes)
There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers (John Oliver Quotes)
Politicians don’t really bring up religion in England (John Oliver Quotes)
It really helps a comedian to be an outsider (John Oliver Quotes)
I would hate to meet myself at 15 (John Oliver Quotes)
It’s pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa (John Oliver Quotes)
The disconnect between America and its military is shocking (John Oliver Quotes)
Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people (John Oliver Quotes)
You don’t need people’s opinion on a fact (John Oliver Quotes)
British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death (John Oliver Quotes)
There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers (John Oliver Quotes)
People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character (John Oliver Quotes)
I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn’t happen (John Oliver Quotes)
I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have (John Oliver Quotes)
I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead (John Oliver Quotes)
I can’t relax. I find vacations problematic (John Oliver Quotes)
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you (John Oliver Quotes)
Americans just don’t understand dry wit (John Oliver Quotes)
News is not a game show. You don’t win a car if you happen to be right (John Oliver Quotes)