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John Mulaney Quotes

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Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I’m new in town  (John Mulaney Quotes) Being president looks like the worst job in the world  (John Mulaney Quotes) Everyone’s very relaxed about brand names in television  (John Mulaney Quotes) In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin  (John Mulaney Quotes)