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John Mortimer Quotes

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward Picture Quote #1

Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn’t ready to appear ridiculous Picture Quote #1

It is desperately important to remember when enough is enough, when you’ve finished the scene Picture Quote #1

I had inherited what my father called the art of the advocate, or the irritating habit of looking for the flaw in any argument Picture Quote #1

The secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don’t want to do Picture Quote #1

We may not be the creme de la creme, but we are the creme de la scum Picture Quote #1

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I’d been told of all the things you’re meant to feel when your father dies. Sudden freedom, growing up, the end of dependence, the step into the sunlight when no one is taller than you and you’re in no one’s shadow. I know what I felt. Lonely Picture Quote #1

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt Picture Quote #1

We don’t know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol Picture Quote #1

I found criminal clients easy and matrimonial clients hard. Matrimonial clients hate each other so much and use their children to hurt each other in beastly ways. Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they’re usually quite peaceful and agreeable Picture Quote #1

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There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward (John Mortimer Quotes) Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn’t ready to appear ridiculous (John Mortimer Quotes) It is desperately important to remember when enough is enough, when you’ve finished the scene (John Mortimer Quotes) I had inherited what my father called the art of the advocate, or the irritating habit of looking for the flaw in any argument (John Mortimer Quotes) The secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don’t want to do (John Mortimer Quotes) We may not be the creme de la creme, but we are the creme de la scum (John Mortimer Quotes) I’d been told of all the things you’re meant to feel when your father dies. Sudden freedom, growing up, the end of dependence, the step into the sunlight when no one is taller than you and you’re in no one’s shadow. I know what I felt. Lonely (John Mortimer Quotes) The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt (John Mortimer Quotes) We don’t know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol (John Mortimer Quotes) I found criminal clients easy and matrimonial clients hard. Matrimonial clients hate each other so much and use their children to hurt each other in beastly ways. Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they’re usually quite peaceful and agreeable (John Mortimer Quotes)

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