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Jimmy Carr Quotes

Say what you want about the deaf Picture Quote #1
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true Picture Quote #1
I don’t see myself as offending people Picture Quote #1
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before Picture Quote #1
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy Picture Quote #1
There’s things that I couldn’t joke about but other people could Picture Quote #1
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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh Picture Quote #1
How many airports are there in the world? Picture Quote #1
Let’s face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine Picture Quote #1
Throwing acid is wrong... in some people’s eyes Picture Quote #1
I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested Picture Quote #1
I pay what I have to and not a penny more Picture Quote #1
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When someone close to you dies, move seats Picture Quote #1
You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face Picture Quote #1
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea Picture Quote #1
I immediately adored performing. It really empowers you when everyone’s laughing. It gives you an immense buzz. You just feel on top of the world Picture Quote #1
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Say what you want about the deaf  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) I don’t see myself as offending people  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) The bigger the audience, the better with comedy  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) There’s things that I couldn’t joke about but other people could  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) How many airports are there in the world?  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) Let’s face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) Throwing acid is wrong... in some people’s eyes  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) I pay what I have to and not a penny more  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) When someone close to you dies, move seats  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea  (Jimmy Carr Quotes) I immediately adored performing. It really empowers you when everyone’s laughing. It gives you an immense buzz. You just feel on top of the world  (Jimmy Carr Quotes)