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Jim Norton Quotes
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I’d rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire (Jim Norton Quotes)
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil (Jim Norton Quotes)
For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD. (Jim Norton Quotes)
The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it (Jim Norton Quotes)
People don’t mind positive stereotypes. People don’t mind positive assumptions. It’s only negative assumptions about them. So their outrage is so arbitrary. (Jim Norton Quotes)
God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married (Jim Norton Quotes)
You look like a diabetic strip club owner (Jim Norton Quotes)
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh (Jim Norton Quotes)