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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

You ever see a photo of yourself and it kinda ruins your day? Picture Quote #1

Instead of enjoying this moment, let’s take pictures Picture Quote #1

I did nothing today. That’s my favorite activity Picture Quote #1

I grew up 45 minutes outside of Chicago Picture Quote #1

I grew up in Sheepshead Bay Picture Quote #1

We tend to outdo ourselves Picture Quote #1

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My comedy is romanticized laziness Picture Quote #1

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow Picture Quote #1

I come from a very big family... nine parents Picture Quote #1

Yeah the appetizer, that’s the food we eat before we have our food...No no you’re thinking of dessert, that’s food we eat after we have our food Picture Quote #1

Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. ‘Cause the appetizer’s just an excuse for an extra meal. You’re always like Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? ‘Cause I don’t wanna fill up too much Picture Quote #1

I just want to be known as funny Picture Quote #1

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My new years resolution? I will be less laz Picture Quote #1

I like to think of bread as really bland cake Picture Quote #1

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... Well, January Picture Quote #1

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon Picture Quote #1

I’m there to make people laugh. I’m not trying to come across as sexy Picture Quote #1

I was the youngest of the six kids, and to make my older siblings laugh, that was very important. I did a great impression of our dad that made them all laugh, so that gave me a lot of power within the family Picture Quote #1

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You ever see a photo of yourself and it kinda ruins your day? (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Instead of enjoying this moment, let’s take pictures (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I did nothing today. That’s my favorite activity (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I grew up 45 minutes outside of Chicago (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I grew up in Sheepshead Bay (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) We tend to outdo ourselves (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) My comedy is romanticized laziness (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I come from a very big family... nine parents (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Yeah the appetizer, that’s the food we eat before we have our food...No no you’re thinking of dessert, that’s food we eat after we have our food. (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. ‘Cause the appetizer’s just an excuse for an extra meal. You’re always like Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? ‘Cause I don’t wanna fill up too much. (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I just want to be known as funny (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) My new years resolution? I will be less laz (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I like to think of bread as really bland cake (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Without Valentine's Day, February would be... Well, January (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I’m there to make people laugh. I’m not trying to come across as sexy (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I was the youngest of the six kids, and to make my older siblings laugh, that was very important. I did a great impression of our dad that made them all laugh, so that gave me a lot of power within the family (Jim Gaffigan Quotes)