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Jew Quotes

We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke Picture Quote #1

All men who give up themselves in obedience unto God, they are received in Christ’s obedience, viz. in the fulfilling of the obedience, the Jew and the Christian, and so likewise the heathen who has neither the law nor Gospel Picture Quote #1

I’m a minimalist Jew, but on Friday night, I celebrate Shabbat. At sundown, we light candles, say the blessing, and I don’t turn on my computer for 24 hours Picture Quote #1

Sarah Palin and her virtual burqa have me and my friends retching into our handbags. She’s such a power-mad, backwater beauty-pageant casualty, it’s easy to write her off and make fun of her. But in reality I feel as horrified as a ghetto Jew watching the rise of National Socialism Picture Quote #1

But why have you dear English Jew whose forefathers fought to enter the country of Johnny Mill, the Stuart with a little heart, saunter in Haridwar, no pubs or fish and chips’ counters here, only Ganga-Jal, -the holy ale- Quaff it for the spirit and carry it to the banks of Thames in a holy grail Picture Quote #1

For me, Stalinism was even a greater philosophical problem than Nazism. Under Nazism, if you were a Jew, you were simply killed, no questions asked, you had nothing to prove. Under Stalinism, of course, most [victims] were on trial for false accusations; most of them were not traitors. There is one interesting feature: that they were tortured or through some kind of blackmail forced to confess to being traitors Picture Quote #1

To be a Jew, essentially and not just accidentally, is to regard the Jewish people as one’s sole primal community. Election by the unique God requires total and unconditional loyalty to one people Picture Quote #1

The problems that the world faces - from nuclear proliferation to climate change - can’t be tackled by the West alone. They need a coalition of not just West and East, but they need a coalition of Christian and Jew and Muslim Picture Quote #1

My mom’s a Catholic, and my dad’s a Jew, and they didn’t want anything to do with anything Picture Quote #1

I’m a neurotic New York Jew by birth. Creating characters is second nature to me Picture Quote #1

Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I’m a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking Picture Quote #1

As a Jew, I was taught that it was ethically imperative to speak up and to speak out against arbitrary state violence. That was part of what I learned when I learned about the Second World War and the concentration camps Picture Quote #1

As a practicing Jew, I have studied with Christian teachers whom I respect for who they are and what they are, including their positive concern with Jews and Judaism Picture Quote #1

Lord, I ascribe it to thy grace, and not to chance as others do, That I was born of Christian race, and not a Heathen, or a Jew Picture Quote #1

I remain convinced that I can be a true universalist only when I am a better Jew Picture Quote #1

Israel has created a new image of the Jew in the world - the image of a working and an intellectual people, of a people that can fight with heroism Picture Quote #1

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can’t define that as anti-Semitism Picture Quote #1

I’m a spiritual person, I’m an America, I’m a Jew, and all of those things influence every breath I take, everywhere I go Picture Quote #1

Our mother was a very religious and observant Jew, our father less so. She was kind of driving the religious education, so for us it was more a burden and an obligation when we were kids at that age Picture Quote #1

My mother was told she couldn’t go to medical school because she was a woman and a Jew. So she became a teacher in the New York City public school system Picture Quote #1

My mom’s a Catholic, and my dad’s a Jew, and they didn’t want anything to do with anything Picture Quote #1

Even though I grew up as a Sephardic Jew in Brooklyn where we ate Syrian food and went to temple, it was still America Picture Quote #1

Jewish status is defined by the divine election of Israel and his descendants. One does not become a Jew by one’s own volition Picture Quote #1

Above all, this country is our own. Nobody has to get up in the morning and worry what his neighbors think of him. Being a Jew is no problem here Picture Quote #1

For a Christian, Jesus is the unique and only way that God has fully revealed himself. For a Jew this cannot be Picture Quote #1

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies Picture Quote #1

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me Picture Quote #1

Most radiant Pyramus, most lily white of hue, of color like the red rose on triumphant brier, most brisky juvenal, and eke most lovely Jew, as true as truest horse, that yet would never tire, I'll meet thee, pyramus, at Ninny's tomb Picture Quote #1

Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, pas - sions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a Christian is? - if you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? Picture Quote #1

Even the most casual study of the record... would show that strange times to be a Jew have almost always been, as well, strange times to be a chicken Picture Quote #1

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We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke. (Jew Quotes) All men who give up themselves in obedience unto God, they are received in Christ’s obedience, viz. in the fulfilling of the obedience, the Jew and the Christian, and so likewise the heathen who has neither the law nor Gospel. (Jew Quotes) I’m a minimalist Jew, but on Friday night, I celebrate Shabbat. At sundown, we light candles, say the blessing, and I don’t turn on my computer for 24 hours. (Jew Quotes) Sarah Palin and her virtual burqa have me and my friends retching into our handbags. She’s such a power-mad, backwater beauty-pageant casualty, it’s easy to write her off and make fun of her. But in reality I feel as horrified as a ghetto Jew watching the rise of National Socialism. (Jew Quotes) But why have you dear English Jew whose forefathers fought to enter the country of Johnny Mill, the Stuart with a little heart, saunter in Haridwar, no pubs or fish and chips’ counters here, only Ganga-Jal, -the holy ale- Quaff it for the spirit and carry it to the banks of Thames in a holy grail. (Jew Quotes) For me, Stalinism was even a greater philosophical problem than Nazism. Under Nazism, if you were a Jew, you were simply killed, no questions asked, you had nothing to prove. Under Stalinism, of course, most [victims] were on trial for false accusations; most of them were not traitors. There is one interesting feature: that they were tortured or through some kind of blackmail forced to confess to being traitors. (Jew Quotes) To be a Jew, essentially and not just accidentally, is to regard the Jewish people as one’s sole primal community. Election by the unique God requires total and unconditional loyalty to one people. (Jew Quotes) The problems that the world faces - from nuclear proliferation to climate change - can’t be tackled by the West alone. They need a coalition of not just West and East, but they need a coalition of Christian and Jew and Muslim. (Jew Quotes) My mom’s a Catholic, and my dad’s a Jew, and they didn’t want anything to do with anything. (Jew Quotes) I’m a neurotic New York Jew by birth. Creating characters is second nature to me. (Jew Quotes) Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I’m a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking. (Jew Quotes) As a Jew, I was taught that it was ethically imperative to speak up and to speak out against arbitrary state violence. That was part of what I learned when I learned about the Second World War and the concentration camps. (Jew Quotes) As a practicing Jew, I have studied with Christian teachers whom I respect for who they are and what they are, including their positive concern with Jews and Judaism. (Jew Quotes) Lord, I ascribe it to thy grace, and not to chance as others do, That I was born of Christian race, and not a Heathen, or a Jew (Jew Quotes) I remain convinced that I can be a true universalist only when I am a better Jew (Jew Quotes) Israel has created a new image of the Jew in the world - the image of a working and an intellectual people, of a people that can fight with heroism (Jew Quotes) When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can’t define that as anti-Semitism (Jew Quotes) I’m a spiritual person, I’m an America, I’m a Jew, and all of those things influence every breath I take, everywhere I go (Jew Quotes) Our mother was a very religious and observant Jew, our father less so. She was kind of driving the religious education, so for us it was more a burden and an obligation when we were kids at that age (Jew Quotes) My mother was told she couldn’t go to medical school because she was a woman and a Jew. So she became a teacher in the New York City public school system (Jew Quotes) My mom’s a Catholic, and my dad’s a Jew, and they didn’t want anything to do with anything (Jew Quotes) Even though I grew up as a Sephardic Jew in Brooklyn where we ate Syrian food and went to temple, it was still America (Jew Quotes) Jewish status is defined by the divine election of Israel and his descendants. One does not become a Jew by one’s own volition (Jew Quotes) Above all, this country is our own. Nobody has to get up in the morning and worry what his neighbors think of him. Being a Jew is no problem here (Jew Quotes) For a Christian, Jesus is the unique and only way that God has fully revealed himself. For a Jew this cannot be (Jew Quotes) Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies (Jew Quotes) I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me (Jew Quotes) Most radiant Pyramus, most lily white of hue, of color like the red rose on triumphant brier, most brisky juvenal, and eke most lovely Jew, as true as truest horse, that yet would never tire, I'll meet thee, pyramus, at Ninny's tomb (Jew Quotes) Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, pas - sions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a Christian is? - if you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? (Jew Quotes) Even the most casual study of the record... would show that strange times to be a Jew have almost always been, as well, strange times to be a chicken (Jew Quotes)

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