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Jerry Lewis Quotes

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope Picture Quote #1

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don’t get into it because I do comedy already Picture Quote #1

I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don’t have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct Picture Quote #1

A woman doing comedy doesn’t offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world Picture Quote #1

Pity? You don’t want to be pitied because you’re a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house! Picture Quote #1

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience Picture Quote #1

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Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I’ve been winning fortunes, and I’ve been losing them Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be remembered. I want the nice words when I can hear them Picture Quote #1

Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands Picture Quote #1

If you’re an old pro, you know how well you’re doing when you’re doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you’re not doing well Picture Quote #1

It’ll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public Picture Quote #1

People think I’m against critics because they are negative to my work. That’s not what bothers me. What bothers me is they didn’t see the work. I have seen critics print stuff about stuff I cut out of the film before we ran it. So don’t tell me about critics Picture Quote #1

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This is the pain pacemaker. I’ve got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It’s tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know? Picture Quote #1

A lot of people resent that I’ve been in someone’s life for 50 years. Why shouldn’t people have an affection for me and what I’ve done? Didn’t I have to be genuine for them to buy into what I did? There are children who grow up today who will not have that when they’re 55 years old. With whom will they have it? Name an example for me Picture Quote #1

I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there’s something about them that I love, but I just can’t put my finger on it Picture Quote #1

You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you’re gonna have to spend with you Picture Quote #1

What I always say is that we’re the illegitimate children of andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis Picture Quote #1

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I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope (Jerry Lewis Quotes) I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don’t get into it because I do comedy already (Jerry Lewis Quotes) I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don’t have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct (Jerry Lewis Quotes) A woman doing comedy doesn’t offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world (Jerry Lewis Quotes) Pity? You don’t want to be pitied because you’re a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house! (Jerry Lewis Quotes) When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience (Jerry Lewis Quotes) Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I’ve been winning fortunes, and I’ve been losing them (Jerry Lewis Quotes) I don’t want to be remembered. I want the nice words when I can hear them (Jerry Lewis Quotes) Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands (Jerry Lewis Quotes) If you’re an old pro, you know how well you’re doing when you’re doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you’re not doing well (Jerry Lewis Quotes) It’ll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public (Jerry Lewis Quotes) People think I’m against critics because they are negative to my work. That’s not what bothers me. What bothers me is they didn’t see the work. I have seen critics print stuff about stuff I cut out of the film before we ran it. So don’t tell me about critics (Jerry Lewis Quotes) This is the pain pacemaker. I’ve got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It’s tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know? (Jerry Lewis Quotes) A lot of people resent that I’ve been in someone’s life for 50 years. Why shouldn’t people have an affection for me and what I’ve done? Didn’t I have to be genuine for them to buy into what I did? There are children who grow up today who will not have that when they’re 55 years old. With whom will they have it? Name an example for me (Jerry Lewis Quotes) I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there’s something about them that I love, but I just can’t put my finger on it (Jerry Lewis Quotes) You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you’re gonna have to spend with you (Jerry Lewis Quotes) What I always say is that we’re the illegitimate children of andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis (Jerry Lewis Quotes)

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