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Jerome K Jerome Quotes
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It is no more effort for a man to be a saint than to be a sinner; it becomes a mere matter of habit (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
It is well we cannot see into the future. There are few boys of fourteen who would not feel ashamed of themselves at forty (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man. I crawled out a decrepit wreck (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And don’t stuff your head with things you don’t understand (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
I did not intend to write a funny book, at first. I did not know I was a humorist. I have never been sure about it. In the middle ages, I should probably have gone about preaching and got myself burnt or hanged (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman’s time.Five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one. (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct, and elevate. This book wouldn’t elevate a cow. (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
Love is woman’s business,and in business we all lay aside our natural weaknesses (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
If there is one person I do despise more than another, it is the man who does not think exactly the same on all topics as I do... (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn’t do something it oughtn’t to a doctor should be called in at once. (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
Five thousand people in one society might do something, but five thousand societies of one member each would be a holy trouble. (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
Opportunities flit by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone. (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can enjoy the best things in life (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
Life will always remain a gamble, with prizes sometimes for the imprudent, and blanks so often to the wise (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
Opportunities fly by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
There are two kinds of clocks. There is the clock that is always wrong, and that knows it is wrong, and glories in it; and there is the clock that is always right - except when you rely upon it, and then it is more wrong than you would think a clock could be in a civilized country (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
There are the goods; if you want them, you can have them. If you do not want them, they would almost rather that you did not come and talk about them (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)
Nothing-so it seems to me... Is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life.... The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of-of things longer (Jerome K Jerome Quotes)