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Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal Picture Quote #1
Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow Picture Quote #1
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster Picture Quote #1
There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on Picture Quote #1
Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn'tyou? Picture Quote #1
If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die! Picture Quote #1
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If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.' Picture Quote #1
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun Picture Quote #1
This is a hard job. Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day Picture Quote #1
They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away Picture Quote #1
The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won't let me turn the traction control off! Picture Quote #1
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me Picture Quote #1
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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable Picture Quote #1
I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool Picture Quote #1
You’re a car, but most of all, what you are, what you’ve become, is a mate. And that’s what makes a car special. That’s what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it Picture Quote #1
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You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn'tyou?  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) This is a hard job. Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won't let me turn the traction control off!  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) You’re a car, but most of all, what you are, what you’ve become, is a mate. And that’s what makes a car special. That’s what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it  (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes)
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