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Jen Lancaster Quotes

I just thank God my husband and I found each other before the advent of social media. I can’t imagine dating someone and seeing what they’re doing on their Facebook page. And people breaking up with each other over texts now? We had to break up with each other face to face back then Picture Quote #1

Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased down a car of speeding teenagers while shaking a brick at them, never once interrupting the conversation or setting down her margarita. The only reason this woman isn’t president of General Motors is because she’s chosen not to be Picture Quote #1

When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations? Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been able to cook Italian food. That’s in my blood because I’m half Sicilian Picture Quote #1

You can’t all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It’s bit by bit by bit Picture Quote #1

I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, ‘Oh I want to talk to someone.’ But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge Picture Quote #1

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I am going to embarrass myself. I have accepted that fact, and that’s just how it’s going to be Picture Quote #1

To be clear, I’m not opposed to apps; I just want them to be geared to my lifestyle. I don’t need a virtual NASCAR racing app, but I’d certainly appreciate one that stopped my husband from plowing into the lawnmower every time he pulls into the garage Picture Quote #1

Back in early 1983, my dad was tasked with keeping unions from organizing in his company’s distribution centers. His work pulled him away from home for months on end Picture Quote #1

Beauty pageants, you’re only judged once. Sorority rush, you have to go through 20 parties Picture Quote #1

I’m noticing a lot of the big bloggers who’ve posted about politics are experiencing an ugly backlash. Readers are angry because they went to the bloggers’ sites for a laugh, not a lecture. Again, it’s a question of being appropriate for the audience Picture Quote #1

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I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book ‘Fight Club’ by Chuck Palahniuk Picture Quote #1

I’m doing a lot more handmade gifts. When I go to a party, I cook whatever it is I need to bring instead of just grabbing a bottle of wine Picture Quote #1

No, it’s not a ‘corpse thing.’ I feel I lack the emotional capacity to deal with those in mourning Picture Quote #1

Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores and the perfect Chicago-style dog, so I find this technology redundant Picture Quote #1

I’m not thin, but I’m strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee Picture Quote #1

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You know how it’s almost impossible for kids to not say what they think? That’s me. I have to make the conscious effort to be situationally appropriate Picture Quote #1

Plaid is always cute and always will be. But only on the bottom. At the top, it makes you look like a farmer Picture Quote #1

I believe that I have such a vanilla life. But maybe I come with a different perspective. I’m always trying to improve myself Picture Quote #1

I have to pause the video while I corral the dogs in the other room. They howl in protest, and I tell them they are harshing my mellow and Yogi Beef Jerky’s going to be pissed.Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist’s Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer Picture Quote #1

When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don’t, they’re going to stay on you until you do Picture Quote #1

I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn’t worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub Picture Quote #1

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There’s nothing fun about stuff like estate planning, getting mammograms, or talking to a guy about long term disability insurance, but do it anyway. Trust me, the stress of not having done the above is prematurely aging Picture Quote #1

I began writing fiction when I started running out of material in my own life Picture Quote #1

Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character’s voice when writing fiction Picture Quote #1

Once I was unemployed and didn’t have money, you can’t just go to dinner. The onus is on you to learn to cook... I learned how important the right equipment is Picture Quote #1

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting Picture Quote #1

I’m not lazy. I’m simply judicious about excess movement Picture Quote #1

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I just thank God my husband and I found each other before the advent of social media. I can’t imagine dating someone and seeing what they’re doing on their Facebook page. And people breaking up with each other over texts now? We had to break up with each other face to face back then. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased down a car of speeding teenagers while shaking a brick at them, never once interrupting the conversation or setting down her margarita. The only reason this woman isn’t president of General Motors is because she’s chosen not to be (Jen Lancaster Quotes) When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations? (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I’ve always been able to cook Italian food. That’s in my blood because I’m half Sicilian (Jen Lancaster Quotes) You can’t all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It’s bit by bit by bit (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, ‘Oh I want to talk to someone.’ But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I am going to embarrass myself. I have accepted that fact, and that’s just how it’s going to be (Jen Lancaster Quotes) To be clear, I’m not opposed to apps; I just want them to be geared to my lifestyle. I don’t need a virtual NASCAR racing app, but I’d certainly appreciate one that stopped my husband from plowing into the lawnmower every time he pulls into the garage. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Back in early 1983, my dad was tasked with keeping unions from organizing in his company’s distribution centers. His work pulled him away from home for months on end. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I didn’t understand the Kindle’s true value until I finished an e-book on the beach. In sixty seconds - and without benefit of pants - I had brand-new reading material at my fingertips. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Beauty pageants, you’re only judged once. Sorority rush, you have to go through 20 parties. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I’m noticing a lot of the big bloggers who’ve posted about politics are experiencing an ugly backlash. Readers are angry because they went to the bloggers’ sites for a laugh, not a lecture. Again, it’s a question of being appropriate for the audience. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book ‘Fight Club’ by Chuck Palahniuk. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I’m doing a lot more handmade gifts. When I go to a party, I cook whatever it is I need to bring instead of just grabbing a bottle of wine. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) No, it’s not a ‘corpse thing.’ I feel I lack the emotional capacity to deal with those in mourning (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores and the perfect Chicago-style dog, so I find this technology redundant. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I’m not thin, but I’m strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) You know how it’s almost impossible for kids to not say what they think? That’s me. I have to make the conscious effort to be situationally appropriate. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Plaid is always cute and always will be. But only on the bottom. At the top, it makes you look like a farmer. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I believe that I have such a vanilla life. But maybe I come with a different perspective. I’m always trying to improve myself. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I have to pause the video while I corral the dogs in the other room. They howl in protest, and I tell them they are harshing my mellow and Yogi Beef Jerky’s going to be pissed.Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist’s Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer (Jen Lancaster Quotes) When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don’t, they’re going to stay on you until you do. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn’t worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) There’s nothing fun about stuff like estate planning, getting mammograms, or talking to a guy about long term disability insurance, but do it anyway. Trust me, the stress of not having done the above is prematurely aging. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I began writing fiction when I started running out of material in my own life (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character’s voice when writing fiction. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Once I was unemployed and didn’t have money, you can’t just go to dinner. The onus is on you to learn to cook... I learned how important the right equipment is. (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I’m not lazy. I’m simply judicious about excess movement (Jen Lancaster Quotes)

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