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Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs  (Jelly Quotes) This thing called love, it cries like a baby in a cradle all night. It swings, it jives, it shakes all over like a jelly fish. I kinda like it  (Jelly Quotes) You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can’t spread peanut butter on the jelly  (Jelly Quotes) For the life of her, she couldn’t understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly  (Jelly Quotes) Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has this in their brain. When I started, we didn’t have all this knowledge  (Jelly Quotes) Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it’s just a daisy in a jelly glass  (Jelly Quotes) When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich  (Jelly Quotes) Where did he get jelly beans? That's another good question. More than likely it will never be answered to your complete satisfaction. But then, how many questions ever are?  (Jelly Quotes) Meaty jelly, too, especially when a little salt, which is the case when there's ham, is mellering to the organ  (Jelly Quotes) There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex  (Jelly Quotes)
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