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Jeff Kinney Quotes

I remember once I had lunch with George W Bush, his father, and Condoleezza Rice. Then I went home to find my dog and my neighbour’s dog fighting over a dead rabbit, and I had to separate them. I like that my home life keeps things real Picture Quote #1

I’m not good at narrative; I’m really a gag writer, and that comes from being in the newspaper comic strip world for a while in college. What I do is I just write tons of jokes, then I sort them out in terms of quality and then pick the best of the jokes and then try to form them into a plot. If I get a good theme going, I feel lucky Picture Quote #1

The key to any good comic strip or television sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode because people like familiarity Picture Quote #1

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I’d written a children’s book Picture Quote #1

I labored for eight years thinking I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I’d written a children’s book Picture Quote #1

I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh Picture Quote #1

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You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it’s full of dynamite and you blow up. The End Picture Quote #1

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg Picture Quote #1

Working with Dav Pilkey was a dream come true. Dav is incredibly funny, and he’s been a hero of mine for a long time. It was great bringing the ‘Wimpy Kid’ and ‘Captain Underpants’ worlds together! Picture Quote #1

That if you don’t read nobody does Picture Quote #1

Monkeys can’t talk, stupid! Picture Quote #1

Hay he’s a great writer and I like him a lot Picture Quote #1

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Hey guys I would like you to try this book you will love it! Picture Quote #1

You can’t expect everyone to have the same dedication as you Picture Quote #1

I’m basically one of the best people I know Picture Quote #1

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha! Picture Quote #1

Because it’s our choices that makes us who we are Picture Quote #1

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born Picture Quote #1

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Hope your birthday is hot hot hot Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days Picture Quote #1

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way I am, I guess you’d have to start with the public education system Picture Quote #1

I didn’t really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don’t belong in here with these future criminals Picture Quote #1

I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby Picture Quote #1

Well, the problem is, it’s not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I’m pretty much one of the best people I know Picture Quote #1

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My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for Picture Quote #1

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place Picture Quote #1

For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother’s underwear Picture Quote #1

See, when you’re a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you’ve got an expiration date. One day you’re hot stuff and the next day you’re a dirt sandwich Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it’s hard for me to get interested in other people’s vacations Picture Quote #1

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they’ll turn their back on you the second they get the chance Picture Quote #1

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I remember once I had lunch with George W Bush, his father, and Condoleezza Rice. Then I went home to find my dog and my neighbour’s dog fighting over a dead rabbit, and I had to separate them. I like that my home life keeps things real. (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I’m not good at narrative; I’m really a gag writer, and that comes from being in the newspaper comic strip world for a while in college. What I do is I just write tons of jokes, then I sort them out in terms of quality and then pick the best of the jokes and then try to form them into a plot. If I get a good theme going, I feel lucky. (Jeff Kinney Quotes) The key to any good comic strip or television sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode because people like familiarity. (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I’d written a children’s book. (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I labored for eight years thinking I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I’d written a children’s book. (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh (Jeff Kinney Quotes) You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it’s full of dynamite and you blow up. The End (Jeff Kinney Quotes) Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg (Jeff Kinney Quotes) Working with Dav Pilkey was a dream come true. Dav is incredibly funny, and he’s been a hero of mine for a long time. It was great bringing the ‘Wimpy Kid’ and ‘Captain Underpants’ worlds together! (Jeff Kinney Quotes) That if you don’t read nobody does (Jeff Kinney Quotes) Monkeys can’t talk, stupid! (Jeff Kinney Quotes) Hay he’s a great writer and I like him a lot (Jeff Kinney Quotes) Hey guys I would like you to try this book you will love it! (Jeff Kinney Quotes) You can’t expect everyone to have the same dedication as you (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I’m basically one of the best people I know (Jeff Kinney Quotes) Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha! (Jeff Kinney Quotes) Because it’s our choices that makes us who we are (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born (Jeff Kinney Quotes) Hope your birthday is hot hot hot (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I don’t know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days (Jeff Kinney Quotes) So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way I am, I guess you’d have to start with the public education system (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I didn’t really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don’t belong in here with these future criminals (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby (Jeff Kinney Quotes) Well, the problem is, it’s not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I’m pretty much one of the best people I know (Jeff Kinney Quotes) My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place (Jeff Kinney Quotes) For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother’s underwear (Jeff Kinney Quotes) See, when you’re a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you’ve got an expiration date. One day you’re hot stuff and the next day you’re a dirt sandwich (Jeff Kinney Quotes) I don’t know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it’s hard for me to get interested in other people’s vacations (Jeff Kinney Quotes) ... no matter how nice you are to some people, they’ll turn their back on you the second they get the chance (Jeff Kinney Quotes)

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