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Jason Sudeikis Quotes

I am now The Establishment. There’s nothing I can do about it Picture Quote #1

When somebody listens and laughs, you’re always in better shape than when you’re with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they’re looking at you because they’re mad that they didn’t say it or something. It’s hard to handle that Picture Quote #1

Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday Picture Quote #1

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I’m learning as I go Picture Quote #1

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop Picture Quote #1

[You’re voice acting] and you’re screaming and yelling you can’t help but sort of physicalize things. The next day I’m usually sore in some weird part of my body Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know if the idea of a career in show business or in the arts in general was looked down upon as much as by baby boomers as it was by their parents Picture Quote #1

I haven’t really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee Picture Quote #1

That’s what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there’s the potential for something else Picture Quote #1

I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they’re from a different time and era Picture Quote #1

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I’m learning as I go Picture Quote #1

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop Picture Quote #1

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I’d like to extend my career a little bit into different genres Picture Quote #1

I’d love to do a drama Picture Quote #1

It’s fun to play the type of people you dislike Picture Quote #1

I’m not buying a boat because of writing skits Picture Quote #1

I haven’t really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee Picture Quote #1

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person Picture Quote #1

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When somebody listens and laughs, you’re always in better shape than when you’re with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they’re looking at you because they’re mad that they didn’t say it or something. It’s hard to handle that Picture Quote #1

That’s what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there’s the potential for something else Picture Quote #1

I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they’re from a different time and era Picture Quote #1

Growing up, my sisters were both into dancing, so I went to a lot of dance recitals, mostly because there were always pretty girls in leotards Picture Quote #1

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn’t seem like there’s one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point Picture Quote #1

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want Picture Quote #1

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Oh definitely. It’ll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient Picture Quote #1

A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it’s all a manifestation of being happy and wanting to treat myself well. The truth is, I’m not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world. And you don’t need a gym membership for that kind of workout Picture Quote #1

I share an office with Jason Sudeikis, and I’m friends with him, so I end up writing for him a lot Picture Quote #1

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I am now The Establishment. There’s nothing I can do about it (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) When somebody listens and laughs, you’re always in better shape than when you’re with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they’re looking at you because they’re mad that they didn’t say it or something. It’s hard to handle that. (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I’m learning as I go (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) [You’re voice acting] and you’re screaming and yelling you can’t help but sort of physicalize things. The next day I’m usually sore in some weird part of my body (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I don’t know if the idea of a career in show business or in the arts in general was looked down upon as much as by baby boomers as it was by their parents. (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I haven’t really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee. (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) That’s what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there’s the potential for something else. (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they’re from a different time and era. (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I’m learning as I go. (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop. (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I’d like to extend my career a little bit into different genres (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I’d love to do a drama (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) It’s fun to play the type of people you dislike (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I’m not buying a boat because of writing skits (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I haven’t really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) When somebody listens and laughs, you’re always in better shape than when you’re with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they’re looking at you because they’re mad that they didn’t say it or something. It’s hard to handle that (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) That’s what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there’s the potential for something else (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they’re from a different time and era (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) Growing up, my sisters were both into dancing, so I went to a lot of dance recitals, mostly because there were always pretty girls in leotards (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn’t seem like there’s one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) Oh definitely. It’ll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it’s all a manifestation of being happy and wanting to treat myself well. The truth is, I’m not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world. And you don’t need a gym membership for that kind of workout (Jason Sudeikis Quotes) I share an office with Jason Sudeikis, and I’m friends with him, so I end up writing for him a lot (Jason Sudeikis Quotes)