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James Thurber Quotes

The most dangerous food is wedding cake Picture Quote #1

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere Picture Quote #1

All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark! Picture Quote #1

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you? Picture Quote #1

He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes Picture Quote #1

A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands Picture Quote #1

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It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers Picture Quote #1

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead Picture Quote #1

Don't count your boobies until they are hatched Picture Quote #1

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddam Picture Quote #1

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make any sense Picture Quote #1

A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps Picture Quote #1

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Don't get it right, just get it written Picture Quote #1

He doesn't know anything except facts Picture Quote #1

Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing Picture Quote #1

While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either Picture Quote #1

He was always leaning forward, pushing something invisible ahead of him Picture Quote #1

Don't let that chip on your shoulder be your only reason for walking erect Picture Quote #1

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All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first Picture Quote #1

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity Picture Quote #1

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time Picture Quote #1

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked Picture Quote #1

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything Picture Quote #1

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all Picture Quote #1

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One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough Picture Quote #1

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms - hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal Picture Quote #1

I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart Picture Quote #1

The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that man is the more laughable of the two animals Picture Quote #1

Get it right or let it alone. The conclusion you jump to may be your own Picture Quote #1

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man Picture Quote #1

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The most dangerous food is wedding cake (James Thurber Quotes) I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere (James Thurber Quotes) All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark! (James Thurber Quotes) I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you? (James Thurber Quotes) He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes (James Thurber Quotes) A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands (James Thurber Quotes) It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers (James Thurber Quotes) Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead (James Thurber Quotes) Don't count your boobies until they are hatched (James Thurber Quotes) Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddam (James Thurber Quotes) A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make any sense (James Thurber Quotes) A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps (James Thurber Quotes) Don't get it right, just get it written (James Thurber Quotes) He doesn't know anything except facts (James Thurber Quotes) Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing (James Thurber Quotes) While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either (James Thurber Quotes) He was always leaning forward, pushing something invisible ahead of him (James Thurber Quotes) Don't let that chip on your shoulder be your only reason for walking erect (James Thurber Quotes) All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first (James Thurber Quotes) Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity (James Thurber Quotes) You can fool too many of the people too much of the time (James Thurber Quotes) We all have faults, and mine is being wicked (James Thurber Quotes) Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything (James Thurber Quotes) It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all (James Thurber Quotes) One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough (James Thurber Quotes) The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms - hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal (James Thurber Quotes) I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart (James Thurber Quotes) The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that man is the more laughable of the two animals (James Thurber Quotes) Get it right or let it alone. The conclusion you jump to may be your own (James Thurber Quotes) Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man (James Thurber Quotes)

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