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James Thurber Quotes

(Cartoon caption:) I never really rallied after the birth of my first child Picture Quote #1

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance Picture Quote #1

I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, Dammit, Thurber, stop writing. She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph Picture Quote #1

I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night Picture Quote #1

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward Picture Quote #1

Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation Picture Quote #1

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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more Picture Quote #1

The most dangerous food is wedding cake Picture Quote #1

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere Picture Quote #1

All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark! Picture Quote #1

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you? Picture Quote #1

He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes Picture Quote #1

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A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands Picture Quote #1

It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers Picture Quote #1

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead Picture Quote #1

Don't count your boobies until they are hatched Picture Quote #1

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddam Picture Quote #1

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make any sense Picture Quote #1

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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps Picture Quote #1

One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough Picture Quote #1

Don't get it right, just get it written Picture Quote #1

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all Picture Quote #1

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything Picture Quote #1

Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person Picture Quote #1

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We all have faults, and mine is being wicked Picture Quote #1

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time Picture Quote #1

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity Picture Quote #1

He doesn't know anything except facts Picture Quote #1

A man's bed is his cradle, but a woman's is often her rack Picture Quote #1

Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing Picture Quote #1

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(Cartoon caption:) I never really rallied after the birth of my first child (James Thurber Quotes) I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. (James Thurber Quotes) I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, Dammit, Thurber, stop writing. She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph. (James Thurber Quotes) I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night. (James Thurber Quotes) You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward (James Thurber Quotes) Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation (James Thurber Quotes) Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more (James Thurber Quotes) The most dangerous food is wedding cake (James Thurber Quotes) I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere (James Thurber Quotes) All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark! (James Thurber Quotes) I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you? (James Thurber Quotes) He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes (James Thurber Quotes) A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands (James Thurber Quotes) It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers (James Thurber Quotes) Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead (James Thurber Quotes) Don't count your boobies until they are hatched (James Thurber Quotes) Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddam (James Thurber Quotes) A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make any sense (James Thurber Quotes) A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps (James Thurber Quotes) One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough (James Thurber Quotes) Don't get it right, just get it written (James Thurber Quotes) It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all (James Thurber Quotes) Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything (James Thurber Quotes) Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person (James Thurber Quotes) We all have faults, and mine is being wicked (James Thurber Quotes) You can fool too many of the people too much of the time (James Thurber Quotes) Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity (James Thurber Quotes) He doesn't know anything except facts (James Thurber Quotes) A man's bed is his cradle, but a woman's is often her rack (James Thurber Quotes) Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing (James Thurber Quotes)

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