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Jackie Gleason Quotes

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged Picture Quote #1

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us Picture Quote #1

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at Picture Quote #1

How could you get angry with Jackie Gleason Picture Quote #1

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini Picture Quote #1

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser! Picture Quote #1

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The worst thing you can do with money is save it Picture Quote #1

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it Picture Quote #1

I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent Picture Quote #1

The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs Picture Quote #1

Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls Picture Quote #1

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl Picture Quote #1

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Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable Picture Quote #1

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets Picture Quote #1

Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle Picture Quote #1

Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy Picture Quote #1

I didn’t have things as a child, and I was determined to get them Picture Quote #1

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I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at (Jackie Gleason Quotes) How could you get angry with Jackie Gleason (Jackie Gleason Quotes) A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini (Jackie Gleason Quotes) One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser! (Jackie Gleason Quotes) The worst thing you can do with money is save it (Jackie Gleason Quotes) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it (Jackie Gleason Quotes) I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent (Jackie Gleason Quotes) The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable (Jackie Gleason Quotes) I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy (Jackie Gleason Quotes) I didn’t have things as a child, and I was determined to get them (Jackie Gleason Quotes)