Jackass Quotes
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Hi, my name's Piglet and this is Jackass (Jackass Quotes)
A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one (Jackass Quotes)
Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas (Jackass Quotes)
Did you ever know that you’re a jackass? (Jackass Quotes)
The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass (Jackass Quotes)
A man may be born a jackass; but it is his business if he makes himself a double one (Jackass Quotes)
Lady, I didn’t get up this morning wanting to be a jackass... But you just pushed my jackass button (Jackass Quotes)
The perfect tattoo... The one I believe we are all struggling toward... Is the one that turned the jackass into a zebra (Jackass Quotes)
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother (Jackass Quotes)
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it’s in the tradition of physical comedy, which I’m really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body (Jackass Quotes)
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one (Jackass Quotes)
Take your patience pill...You can be joyous, but you can’t be a jackass (Jackass Quotes)
Because orgasmic sex would lead to women’s autonomy, knowing who you are and what we want: Women are not going to follow what some jackass tells us we must do. Not all women are going to get married, be monogamous and raise a family. It will destroy the current social structure based on a sexual double standard that we’re currently living under. (Jackass Quotes)