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J D Salinger Quotes

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Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat  (J D Salinger Quotes) Phooey, I say, on all white-shoe college boys who edit their campus literary magazines. Give me an honest con man any day  (J D Salinger Quotes) What I really felt like, though, was committing suicide. I felt like jumping out the window. I probably would’ve done it, too, if I’d been sure somebody’d cover me up as soon as I landed. I didn’t want a bunch of stupid rubbernecks looking at me when I was all gory  (J D Salinger Quotes) Bessie: ‘Why don’t you get married?’ Zooey: ‘I like riding in trains too much. You never get to sit next to the window anymore when you’re married  (J D Salinger Quotes) What I think is, you’re supposed to leave somebody alone if he’s at least being interesting and he’s getting all excited about something. I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice  (J D Salinger Quotes) But you can’t always tell - with somebody’s mother, I mean. Mothers are all slightly insane  (J D Salinger Quotes) Some game. If you get on the side where all the hot-shots are, then it’s a game, all right - I’ll admit that. But if you get on the other side, where there aren’t any hot-shots, then what’s a game about it? Nothing. No game  (J D Salinger Quotes) If I were God, I certainly wouldn’t want people to love me sentimentally. It’s too unreliable  (J D Salinger Quotes) It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.  (J D Salinger Quotes) I do very emphatically believe there is an enormous amount of the androgynous in any all-or-nothing prose writer, or even a would-be one.  (J D Salinger Quotes) It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.  (J D Salinger Quotes) If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.  (J D Salinger Quotes) Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.  (J D Salinger Quotes) I never really knew anything about friendship before I was in the Army. Did you Vince? Not a thing. It’s the best thing there is. Just About.  (J D Salinger Quotes) We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.  (J D Salinger Quotes) He was the tallest, thinnest, weariest boy I had ever seen in my life. He was brilliant. He had gorgeous brown eyes, and he had only two suits. He was completely unhappy, and I didn’t know why.  (J D Salinger Quotes) Some guys spend days looking for something they lost. I never seem to have anything that if I lost it I’d care too much.  (J D Salinger Quotes) I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it’s crazy, but that’s the only thing I’d really like to be. I know it’s crazy.  (J D Salinger Quotes) I still think that, in a way, I can’t get past half my childhood dogmas  (J D Salinger Quotes) When you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.  (J D Salinger Quotes) I wouldn’t exactly describe her as strictly beautiful. She knocked me out, though.  (J D Salinger Quotes) I’m known as a strange, aloof kind of man. But all I’m doing is trying to protect myself and my work.  (J D Salinger Quotes) Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.  (J D Salinger Quotes) The existence of God, the why of life, was all that really only a question of glands?  (J D Salinger Quotes) You know, I’m the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I’m feeling blue, or puzzled , what I do, I just invite a few people to come visit me in the bathroom, and--well, we iron things out together, that’s all.  (J D Salinger Quotes) That’s the whole trouble. When you’re feeling very depressed, you can’t even think.  (J D Salinger Quotes) ... I was feeling so depressed I didn’t even think. That’s the whole trouble. When you’re feeling very depressed, you can’t even think  (J D Salinger Quotes) You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they’re mean bastards at heart.  (J D Salinger Quotes) If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.  (J D Salinger Quotes) I’m not going to bed after all. Somebody around here hath murdered sleep. Good for him.  (J D Salinger Quotes)
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