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Ironing Quotes

Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart Picture Quote #1

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard Picture Quote #1

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing Picture Quote #1

I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing Picture Quote #1

Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don’t want to face Picture Quote #1

I’m now happily remarried to a good cook, which encourages me to be lazy. I like to think that I’m a new man, but perhaps I’m not. I offset it by doing the ironing, though. She has a small farm in the New Forest with a herd of cattle, so she serves up a steak and kidney pie made with her own beef Picture Quote #1

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Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things Picture Quote #1

My golf swing is a bit like ironing a shirt. You get one side smoothed out, turn it over and there is a big wrinkle on the other side. Then you iron that one out, turn it over and there is yet another wrinkle Picture Quote #1

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron Picture Quote #1

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair Picture Quote #1

Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. Funny ironing board covers - I hate them Picture Quote #1

The brilliant thing about swimming is that, while you’re doing it, there’s nothing else you could be getting on with, like the ironing or sorting out the children. My mind goes into free-float mode; some of the best ideas for plots come into my head while I’m ploughing up and down the pool Picture Quote #1

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I try to take care of my hair because it sort of has to withstand a lot of blowdrying and ironing Picture Quote #1

Sophia Loren is the embodiment of what a woman should be -- the epitome of femaleness. Most of the young people today are just ironing boards Picture Quote #1

I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know Picture Quote #1

When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing Picture Quote #1

Time passes and the pain begins to roll in and out as though it’s a woman standing at an ironing board, passing the iron back and forth, back and forth across a white tablecloth Picture Quote #1

My mother and father had so many ups and downs and stayed with each other and helped each other. My mother took in ironing and she was a waitress. My father was working in the factory and he did people’s tax returns Picture Quote #1

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint Picture Quote #1

I find vacuuming very therapeutic, but I hate ironing. I usually have no shirt on while ironing, because I’m ironing it, and I end up burning my chest Picture Quote #1

Screenwriting is like ironing. You move forward a little bit and go back and smooth things out Picture Quote #1

Ironing is comfort. It’s control. I’m a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place Picture Quote #1

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Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart (Ironing Quotes) I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard (Ironing Quotes) You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing (Ironing Quotes) I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing (Ironing Quotes) Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don’t want to face (Ironing Quotes) I’m now happily remarried to a good cook, which encourages me to be lazy. I like to think that I’m a new man, but perhaps I’m not. I offset it by doing the ironing, though. She has a small farm in the New Forest with a herd of cattle, so she serves up a steak and kidney pie made with her own beef. (Ironing Quotes) Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things (Ironing Quotes) My golf swing is a bit like ironing a shirt. You get one side smoothed out, turn it over and there is a big wrinkle on the other side. Then you iron that one out, turn it over and there is yet another wrinkle. (Ironing Quotes) The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron (Ironing Quotes) Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair. (Ironing Quotes) Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. Funny ironing board covers - I hate them. (Ironing Quotes) The brilliant thing about swimming is that, while you’re doing it, there’s nothing else you could be getting on with, like the ironing or sorting out the children. My mind goes into free-float mode; some of the best ideas for plots come into my head while I’m ploughing up and down the pool. (Ironing Quotes) I try to take care of my hair because it sort of has to withstand a lot of blowdrying and ironing (Ironing Quotes) Sophia Loren is the embodiment of what a woman should be -- the epitome of femaleness. Most of the young people today are just ironing boards (Ironing Quotes) I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know (Ironing Quotes) When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing (Ironing Quotes) Time passes and the pain begins to roll in and out as though it’s a woman standing at an ironing board, passing the iron back and forth, back and forth across a white tablecloth (Ironing Quotes) My mother and father had so many ups and downs and stayed with each other and helped each other. My mother took in ironing and she was a waitress. My father was working in the factory and he did people’s tax returns (Ironing Quotes) My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint (Ironing Quotes) I find vacuuming very therapeutic, but I hate ironing. I usually have no shirt on while ironing, because I’m ironing it, and I end up burning my chest (Ironing Quotes) Screenwriting is like ironing. You move forward a little bit and go back and smooth things out (Ironing Quotes) Ironing is comfort. It’s control. I’m a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place (Ironing Quotes)