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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot (Invented Quotes)
The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards (Invented Quotes)
Hugs were invented to let people know you love them without having to say anything (Invented Quotes)
Softball was invented to show boys how it's done (Invented Quotes)
Accursed be he that first invented war (Invented Quotes)
Language was invented to ask questions (Invented Quotes)
We have invented sex guilt to take our minds off the real thing (Invented Quotes)
The real truths are those that can be invented (Invented Quotes)
Ink was not invented to express our real feelings (Invented Quotes)
Music was not invented by the composer, but found (Invented Quotes)
Everything that can be invented has been invented (Invented Quotes)
I am the primitive of the method I have invented (Invented Quotes)
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill (Invented Quotes)
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined (Invented Quotes)
The truth is the thing I invented so I could live (Invented Quotes)
The art of invention grows young with the things invented (Invented Quotes)
Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams (Invented Quotes)
... every little boy thinks he invented sin (Invented Quotes)
Whoever invented the spork should be killed (Invented Quotes)
I think man invented the car by instinct (Invented Quotes)
Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles (Invented Quotes)
Never any knowledge was delivered in the same order it was invented (Invented Quotes)
Truth exists, only lies have to be invented (Invented Quotes)
Blessings on him, who invented sleep (Invented Quotes)
Know that I’m better solo. I invented solo (Invented Quotes)
No one has invented a condom for the pen yet (Invented Quotes)
Rules are invented for lazy people who don’t want to think for themselves (Invented Quotes)
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty (Invented Quotes)
Ornaments were invented by modesty (Invented Quotes)
God invented man, and man invented the metric system (Invented Quotes)





























