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Iliza Shlesinger Quotes

It said, ‘War Is Not the Answer.’ I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don’t agree with me, happy Fourth of July Picture Quote #1

When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you’re answer shouldn’t be great, I like that bar and they’ll have the Rockets game on too Picture Quote #1

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It’s not so much about being a girl, it’s about being a funny comic Picture Quote #1

When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit about you. Not where you are from, but how you see the world. And that’s the difference between like a Chris Rock joke, and like an open-miker Picture Quote #1

Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life Picture Quote #1

Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel - religious fanatic. Hot Maxim cover girl everybody wants a mouth kiss - unhealthy faith in your lord. Soft, silky, shiny hair everyone wants to touch - one of 12 brides Picture Quote #1

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Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out Picture Quote #1

You know what happened the last time a group of people said, ‘Screw it, we don’t care what you think’? They got hung as witches Picture Quote #1

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It’s supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom Picture Quote #1

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It said, ‘War Is Not the Answer.’ I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don’t agree with me, happy Fourth of July. (Iliza Shlesinger Quotes) When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you’re answer shouldn’t be great, I like that bar and they’ll have the Rockets game on too. (Iliza Shlesinger Quotes) It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It’s not so much about being a girl, it’s about being a funny comic. (Iliza Shlesinger Quotes) When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit about you. Not where you are from, but how you see the world. And that’s the difference between like a Chris Rock joke, and like an open-miker. (Iliza Shlesinger Quotes) Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life. (Iliza Shlesinger Quotes) Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel - religious fanatic. Hot Maxim cover girl everybody wants a mouth kiss - unhealthy faith in your lord. Soft, silky, shiny hair everyone wants to touch - one of 12 brides. (Iliza Shlesinger Quotes) Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out. (Iliza Shlesinger Quotes) You know what happened the last time a group of people said, ‘Screw it, we don’t care what you think’? They got hung as witches. (Iliza Shlesinger Quotes) I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It’s supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom. (Iliza Shlesinger Quotes)