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I Do Quotes

If I was sick, could I do this? What are you doing? Cartwheels. Am I not doing them? No Picture Quote #1

I don't know what to do. Me neither. You give such good advice. Babe, I love you Picture Quote #1

I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't Picture Quote #1

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going Picture Quote #1

The police and I have a deal. I don't talk to them and they don't listen to me Picture Quote #1

I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things Picture Quote #1

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I never said I wasn't going to play any more. I don't know where that came from Picture Quote #1

I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring Picture Quote #1

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem Picture Quote #1

I don't think anybody should write his autobiography until after he's dead Picture Quote #1

Life is a great sunrise. I do not see why death should not be an even greater one Picture Quote #1

I don't write for any group. I write to bring about a change in consciousness Picture Quote #1

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Fiction is very important to me. It's what I do, it's what I do with my life Picture Quote #1

I don't pretend to understand the Universe - it's a great deal bigger than I am Picture Quote #1

I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death Picture Quote #1

I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things Picture Quote #1

Genre categories are irrelevant. I dislike them, but I do not have the casting vote Picture Quote #1

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap Picture Quote #1

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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends Picture Quote #1

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear Picture Quote #1

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended Picture Quote #1

I don't care if you have a small dick, as long as you know how to use that stick Picture Quote #1

I think I have a dick in my brain. I don't need to have one between my legs Picture Quote #1

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me Picture Quote #1

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I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself Picture Quote #1

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need Picture Quote #1

I don't think that a same sex marriage is the way God intended it to be Picture Quote #1

I don't even call it violence when it's in self defense; I call it intelligence Picture Quote #1

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory Picture Quote #1

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny Picture Quote #1

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If I was sick, could I do this? What are you doing? Cartwheels. Am I not doing them? No (I Do Quotes) I don't know what to do. Me neither. You give such good advice. Babe, I love you (I Do Quotes) I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't (I Do Quotes) I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going (I Do Quotes) The police and I have a deal. I don't talk to them and they don't listen to me (I Do Quotes) I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things (I Do Quotes) I never said I wasn't going to play any more. I don't know where that came from (I Do Quotes) I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring (I Do Quotes) Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem (I Do Quotes) I don't think anybody should write his autobiography until after he's dead (I Do Quotes) Life is a great sunrise. I do not see why death should not be an even greater one (I Do Quotes) I don't write for any group. I write to bring about a change in consciousness (I Do Quotes) Fiction is very important to me. It's what I do, it's what I do with my life (I Do Quotes) I don't pretend to understand the Universe - it's a great deal bigger than I am (I Do Quotes) I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death (I Do Quotes) I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things (I Do Quotes) Genre categories are irrelevant. I dislike them, but I do not have the casting vote (I Do Quotes) I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap (I Do Quotes) I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends (I Do Quotes) I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear (I Do Quotes) I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended (I Do Quotes) I don't care if you have a small dick, as long as you know how to use that stick (I Do Quotes) I think I have a dick in my brain. I don't need to have one between my legs (I Do Quotes) I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me (I Do Quotes) I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself (I Do Quotes) Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need (I Do Quotes) I don't think that a same sex marriage is the way God intended it to be (I Do Quotes) I don't even call it violence when it's in self defense; I call it intelligence (I Do Quotes) To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory (I Do Quotes) People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny (I Do Quotes)

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