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Humour Quotes

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can’t be said Picture Quote #1

Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? Picture Quote #1

Roughness may turn one’s humour, but flattery one’s stomach Picture Quote #1

Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain Picture Quote #1

I have a robust sense of humour which helps me deal with problems Picture Quote #1

The people who fear humour - and they are many - are suspicious of its power to present things in unexpected lights, to question received opinions and to suggest unforeseen possibilities Picture Quote #1

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes

Humour very often consists of shrewd perceptions about people. It's usually fun at someone's expense. Nowadays if you're funny at anybody's expense they run to the UN and say, I must have an ombudsman to protect me. You hardly dare have a shrewd perception about anybody Picture Quote #1

Complementary to his is Thurber's remark that humour is a kind of emotional chaos, told about quietly and calmly in retrospect. Emotional chaos is not pleasant; distillation of that chaos afterward may perhaps be pleasant in some of its aspects, and undoubtedly gives pleasure to others Picture Quote #1

It is a defect of God's humour that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them Picture Quote #1

Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity Picture Quote #1

Humour is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer … Laughter is swallowed up in prayer and humour is fulfilled by faith Picture Quote #1

I'm very proud of being Jewish. It means I have a good work ethic, and you get Jewish humour and you're allowed to tell Jewish jokes Picture Quote #1

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes

The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously Picture Quote #1

So I wrote what I hoped would be science fiction, I was not at all sure if what I wrote would be acceptable even. But I don't say that I consciously wrote with humour. Humour is a part of you that comes out Picture Quote #1

Comedic actors can be looked at as a lower form because we have to put ourselves in a lower place than most of the audience. I think lofty emotions are somehow considered more special. The best stories in the world to me are the ones that elicit a real emotion, but have humour Picture Quote #1

I try to offset any tendency towards the macabre with humour. As I see it, this is a typically English form of humour. It's a piece with such jokes as the one about the man who was being led to the gallows to be hanged. He looked at the trap door in the gallows, which was flimsily constructed, and he asked in some alarm, 'I say, is that thing safe?' Picture Quote #1

A sense of humour and a little lack of respect: That's what you need to make a legend survive Picture Quote #1

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill Picture Quote #1

A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for it's humour, the writing is on the wall Picture Quote #1

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat Picture Quote #1

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic Picture Quote #1

Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society Picture Quote #1

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them Picture Quote #1

My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don’t just get angry and jump on a soapbox Picture Quote #1

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes

I enjoy humour more than anything, I don’t really sit around banging my head and crying all the time Picture Quote #1

A musician cannot move others unless he too is moved. He must of necessity feel all of the affects that he hopes to arouse in his audience, for the revealing of his own humour will stimulate a like humour in the listener Picture Quote #1

One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don’t mean to say that you laugh when somebody has their arm sawn off, but you can diffuse fear with humour Picture Quote #1

If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex! Picture Quote #1

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it’s all pretty ridiculous, isn’t it? Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can’t be said (Humour Quotes) Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? (Humour Quotes) Roughness may turn one’s humour, but flattery one’s stomach (Humour Quotes) Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain (Humour Quotes) I have a robust sense of humour which helps me deal with problems (Humour Quotes) The people who fear humour - and they are many - are suspicious of its power to present things in unexpected lights, to question received opinions and to suggest unforeseen possibilities (Humour Quotes) Humour very often consists of shrewd perceptions about people. It's usually fun at someone's expense. Nowadays if you're funny at anybody's expense they run to the UN and say, I must have an ombudsman to protect me. You hardly dare have a shrewd perception about anybody (Humour Quotes) Complementary to his is Thurber's remark that humour is a kind of emotional chaos, told about quietly and calmly in retrospect. Emotional chaos is not pleasant; distillation of that chaos afterward may perhaps be pleasant in some of its aspects, and undoubtedly gives pleasure to others (Humour Quotes) It is a defect of God's humour that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them (Humour Quotes) Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity (Humour Quotes) Humour is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer … Laughter is swallowed up in prayer and humour is fulfilled by faith (Humour Quotes) I'm very proud of being Jewish. It means I have a good work ethic, and you get Jewish humour and you're allowed to tell Jewish jokes (Humour Quotes) The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously (Humour Quotes) So I wrote what I hoped would be science fiction, I was not at all sure if what I wrote would be acceptable even. But I don't say that I consciously wrote with humour. Humour is a part of you that comes out (Humour Quotes) Comedic actors can be looked at as a lower form because we have to put ourselves in a lower place than most of the audience. I think lofty emotions are somehow considered more special. The best stories in the world to me are the ones that elicit a real emotion, but have humour (Humour Quotes) I try to offset any tendency towards the macabre with humour. As I see it, this is a typically English form of humour. It's a piece with such jokes as the one about the man who was being led to the gallows to be hanged. He looked at the trap door in the gallows, which was flimsily constructed, and he asked in some alarm, 'I say, is that thing safe?' (Humour Quotes) A sense of humour and a little lack of respect: That's what you need to make a legend survive (Humour Quotes) Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill (Humour Quotes) Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for it's humour, the writing is on the wall (Humour Quotes) It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat (Humour Quotes) I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic (Humour Quotes) Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society (Humour Quotes) Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them (Humour Quotes) My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don’t just get angry and jump on a soapbox (Humour Quotes) I enjoy humour more than anything, I don’t really sit around banging my head and crying all the time (Humour Quotes) A musician cannot move others unless he too is moved. He must of necessity feel all of the affects that he hopes to arouse in his audience, for the revealing of his own humour will stimulate a like humour in the listener (Humour Quotes) One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don’t mean to say that you laugh when somebody has their arm sawn off, but you can diffuse fear with humour (Humour Quotes) If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex! (Humour Quotes) I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour (Humour Quotes) You’ve got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it’s all pretty ridiculous, isn’t it? (Humour Quotes)

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