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Humour Quotes

Humour is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer … Laughter is swallowed up in prayer and humour is fulfilled by faith Picture Quote #1

I try to offset any tendency towards the macabre with humour. As I see it, this is a typically English form of humour. It's a piece with such jokes as the one about the man who was being led to the gallows to be hanged. He looked at the trap door in the gallows, which was flimsily constructed, and he asked in some alarm, 'I say, is that thing safe?' Picture Quote #1

Whenever dark things happen in my life, there is always some dark humour Picture Quote #1

Humour very often consists of shrewd perceptions about people. It's usually fun at someone's expense. Nowadays if you're funny at anybody's expense they run to the UN and say, I must have an ombudsman to protect me. You hardly dare have a shrewd perception about anybody Picture Quote #1

If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex! Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it’s all pretty ridiculous, isn’t it? Picture Quote #1

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I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama Picture Quote #1

Once you have perceived that life is very cruel, the only response is to live with as much humanity, humour and freedom as you can Picture Quote #1

The more ignoble I find life, the more strongly I react by contradiction, in humour and in an outburst of liberty and expansion Picture Quote #1

When you find an unwillingness to rise early in the morning, make this short speech to yourself: I am getting up now to do the business of a man; and am I out of humour for going about that I was made for, and for the sake of which I was sent into the world? Was I then designed for nothing but to doze and keep warm beneath the counterpane? Well! but this is a comfortable way of living Picture Quote #1

The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour Picture Quote #1

Headmaster: Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall Picture Quote #1

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It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour Picture Quote #1

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Humour is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer … Laughter is swallowed up in prayer and humour is fulfilled by faith (Humour Quotes) I try to offset any tendency towards the macabre with humour. As I see it, this is a typically English form of humour. It's a piece with such jokes as the one about the man who was being led to the gallows to be hanged. He looked at the trap door in the gallows, which was flimsily constructed, and he asked in some alarm, 'I say, is that thing safe?' (Humour Quotes) Whenever dark things happen in my life, there is always some dark humour (Humour Quotes) Humour very often consists of shrewd perceptions about people. It's usually fun at someone's expense. Nowadays if you're funny at anybody's expense they run to the UN and say, I must have an ombudsman to protect me. You hardly dare have a shrewd perception about anybody (Humour Quotes) If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex! (Humour Quotes) You’ve got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it’s all pretty ridiculous, isn’t it? (Humour Quotes) I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama (Humour Quotes) Once you have perceived that life is very cruel, the only response is to live with as much humanity, humour and freedom as you can (Humour Quotes) The more ignoble I find life, the more strongly I react by contradiction, in humour and in an outburst of liberty and expansion (Humour Quotes) When you find an unwillingness to rise early in the morning, make this short speech to yourself: I am getting up now to do the business of a man; and am I out of humour for going about that I was made for, and for the sake of which I was sent into the world? Was I then designed for nothing but to doze and keep warm beneath the counterpane? Well! but this is a comfortable way of living (Humour Quotes) The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour (Humour Quotes) Headmaster: Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall (Humour Quotes) It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour (Humour Quotes)

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