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Housework Quotes
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I have so much housework, what movie should I watch? (Housework Quotes)
As i do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy (Housework Quotes)
Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. (Housework Quotes)
I dreamed my whole house was clean (Housework Quotes)
A clean house is a sign of a wasted life (Housework Quotes)
I know what turns women on (Housework Quotes)
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? (Housework Quotes)
Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework (Housework Quotes)
As long as there's another book to read.. my house will never be clean (Housework Quotes)
Dammit lazy human. Clean the damn house already! (Housework Quotes)
Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights (Housework Quotes)
Here’s one that tried to escape from the kitchen (Housework Quotes)
I wish one of my personalities liked to clean (Housework Quotes)
When your mom just mopped the floor and tells you not to walk on it (Housework Quotes)
Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard (Housework Quotes)
Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart (Housework Quotes)
Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house (Housework Quotes)
I don't want to make you jealous of my glamorous lifestyle, but I'm sorting laundry on a Saturday night (Housework Quotes)
Few tasks are more like the torture of sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day (Housework Quotes)
The only place where housework comes before needlework is in the dictionary (Housework Quotes)
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage (Housework Quotes)
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office (Housework Quotes)
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you (Housework Quotes)
Housework, if it is done right, can kill you (Housework Quotes)
A real man helps around the house. Cleans, washes dishes, helps with the kids, and cooks (Housework Quotes)
Sunday is a teacher's day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework and grade the rest of the papers (Housework Quotes)
Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I (Housework Quotes)
Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it (Housework Quotes)
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done (Housework Quotes)
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on (Housework Quotes)
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