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Homer Quotes
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Speaking, he addressed her winged words (Homer Quotes)
It lies in the lap of the gods (Homer Quotes)
The best of things, beyond their measure, cloy (Homer Quotes)
Too much rest itself becomes a pain (Homer Quotes)
A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly (Homer Quotes)
Having well polished the whole bow, he added a golden tip (Homer Quotes)
This, this is misery! The last, the worst, that man can feel (Homer Quotes)
Yet verily these issues lie on the lap of the gods (Homer Quotes)
To be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds (Homer Quotes)
Toil is the lot of all, and bitter woe the fate of many (Homer Quotes)
But you can’t stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! (Homer Quotes)
But listen to me first and swear an oath to use all your eloquence and strength to look after me and protect me (Homer Quotes)
Restrain yourself... and gloat in silence. I’ll have no jubilation here. It is an impious thing to exult over the slain (Homer Quotes)
It is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he holds back one who is hastening. Rather one should befriend the guest who is there, but speed him when he wishes (Homer Quotes)
All the survivors of the war had reached their homes and so put the perils of battle and the sea behind them (Homer Quotes)
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich (Homer Quotes)
Forgetful youth! but know, the Power above With ease can save each object of his love; Wide as his will extends his boundless grace (Homer Quotes)
Fear, O Achilles, the wrath of heaven; think on your own father and have compassion upon me, who am the more pitiable (Homer Quotes)
Come, weave us a scheme so I can pay them back! Stand beside me, Athena, fire me with daring, fierce as the day we ripped Troy’s glittering crown of towers down. Stand by me - furious now as then, my bright-eyed one - and I would fight three hundred men, great goddess, with you to brace me, comrade-in-arms in battle! (Homer Quotes)
I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed? (Homer Quotes)
Everyone knows rock n’ roll attained perfection in 1974. It’s a scientific fact (Homer Quotes)
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one’s garden (Homer Quotes)
My wife’s not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life (Homer Quotes)
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? (Homer Quotes)
This year I invested in pumpkins. They’ve been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they’re going to peak right around January. Then bang! That’s when I’ll cash in (Homer Quotes)
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill a Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin but what good does that do me? (Homer Quotes)
Guns aren’t toys! They’re for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face! (Homer Quotes)
By mutual confidence and mutual aid - great deeds are done, and great discoveries made (Homer Quotes)
Oh, look at me! I’m making people happy! I’m the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic (Homer Quotes)
Sensitive love letters are my specialty. ‘Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.’ (Homer Quotes)