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Homer Quotes

There is no greater fame for a man than that which he wins with his footwork or the skill of his hands Picture Quote #1

Why have you come to me here, dear heart, with all these instructions? I promise you I will do everything just as you ask. But come closer. Let us give in to grief, however briefly, in each other’s arms Picture Quote #1

Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this Picture Quote #1

Accept these grateful tears... For thee they flow, for thee... That ever felt another’s woe Picture Quote #1

See now, how men lay blame upon us gods for what is after all nothing but their own folly Picture Quote #1

I would rather be a serf in a poor man’s house and be above ground than reign among the dead Picture Quote #1

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And now I’m using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you Picture Quote #1

I detest the man who hides on thing in the depths of his heart and speaks forth another Picture Quote #1

This is the way I’ve always thought it should be. We’ve always blamed ourselves, but I guess we know what cylinder wasn’t firing! Picture Quote #1

If they think I’m going to stop at that stop sign, they’re mistaken! Picture Quote #1

Look, I’m not asking you to like me, I’m not asking you to put yourself in a position where I can touch your goodies, I’m just asking you to be fair Picture Quote #1

I only hope those rumors I hear about what goes on in prison are greatly exaggerated Picture Quote #1

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Because they’re stupid, that’s why. That’s why everybody does everything Picture Quote #1

A gun is not a weapon! It’s a tool, like a butcher’s knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator Picture Quote #1

It’s about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks! Picture Quote #1

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs Picture Quote #1

When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong! And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off! Picture Quote #1

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button Picture Quote #1

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You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! Picture Quote #1

The internet wasn’t created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was! Picture Quote #1

You can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup! Picture Quote #1

I’m a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are Picture Quote #1

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it’s not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? Picture Quote #1

Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use Picture Quote #1

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When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces... I just know they’re about to jab me with something Picture Quote #1

No matter how good you are at something, there’s always about a million people better than you Picture Quote #1

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers Picture Quote #1

She spoke and loosened from her bosom the embroidered girdle of many colors into which all her allurements were fashioned. In it was love and int desire which steals the mind even of the wise Picture Quote #1

The generation of mankind is like the generation of leaves. The wind scatters the leaves on the ground, but the living tree burgeons with leaves again in the spring Picture Quote #1

She threw into the wine which they were drinking a drug which takes away grief and passion and brings forgetfulness of all ills Picture Quote #1

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There is no greater fame for a man than that which he wins with his footwork or the skill of his hands (Homer Quotes) Why have you come to me here, dear heart, with all these instructions? I promise you I will do everything just as you ask. But come closer. Let us give in to grief, however briefly, in each other’s arms (Homer Quotes) Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this (Homer Quotes) Accept these grateful tears... For thee they flow, for thee... That ever felt another’s woe (Homer Quotes) See now, how men lay blame upon us gods for what is after all nothing but their own folly (Homer Quotes) I would rather be a serf in a poor man’s house and be above ground than reign among the dead (Homer Quotes) And now I’m using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you (Homer Quotes) I detest the man who hides on thing in the depths of his heart and speaks forth another (Homer Quotes) This is the way I’ve always thought it should be. We’ve always blamed ourselves, but I guess we know what cylinder wasn’t firing! (Homer Quotes) If they think I’m going to stop at that stop sign, they’re mistaken! (Homer Quotes) Look, I’m not asking you to like me, I’m not asking you to put yourself in a position where I can touch your goodies, I’m just asking you to be fair (Homer Quotes) I only hope those rumors I hear about what goes on in prison are greatly exaggerated (Homer Quotes) Because they’re stupid, that’s why. That’s why everybody does everything (Homer Quotes) A gun is not a weapon! It’s a tool, like a butcher’s knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator (Homer Quotes) It’s about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks! (Homer Quotes) Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs (Homer Quotes) When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong! And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off! (Homer Quotes) You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button (Homer Quotes) You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! (Homer Quotes) The internet wasn’t created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was! (Homer Quotes) You can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup! (Homer Quotes) I’m a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are (Homer Quotes) You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it’s not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? (Homer Quotes) Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use (Homer Quotes) When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces... I just know they’re about to jab me with something (Homer Quotes) No matter how good you are at something, there’s always about a million people better than you (Homer Quotes) The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers (Homer Quotes) She spoke and loosened from her bosom the embroidered girdle of many colors into which all her allurements were fashioned. In it was love and int desire which steals the mind even of the wise (Homer Quotes) The generation of mankind is like the generation of leaves. The wind scatters the leaves on the ground, but the living tree burgeons with leaves again in the spring (Homer Quotes) She threw into the wine which they were drinking a drug which takes away grief and passion and brings forgetfulness of all ills (Homer Quotes)

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