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I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our backs or that we’re fat. You read one line in a magazine and it sends you into a tailspin Picture Quote #1

I think there’s something very lovely and hilarious about exploring the particular neuroses of the female mind. It’s just not the same thing with men. I mean, there are exceptions, but for the most part, women beat themselves up in their heads more. They overanalyze stuff far more than men do Picture Quote #1

I learned that you don’t have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something Picture Quote #1

I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time Picture Quote #1

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I’m a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline Picture Quote #1

It’s hilarious, because my guitar has what’s known as a tremolo bar or a whammy bar. And the whammy bar is probably the most alien thing on my guitar that could possibly relate to a classical guitar Picture Quote #1

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I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags Picture Quote #1

I know this is going to sound really cheesy, but I have the coolest dad in the entire world. My dad is hilarious. He’s also strong, smart and makes me feel like he’s going to take care of everything. I think those are the qualities I look for in a boyfriend Picture Quote #1

Its just I fell into a bunch of movies that kind of fit in my life. It made sense to do them in the 80s. Folks who know me think its hilarious Picture Quote #1

Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won’t want it to end Picture Quote #1

One of the saddest sights to me has always been a human at a keyboard doing something by hand that could be automated. It’s sad but hilarious Picture Quote #1

My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat Picture Quote #1

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Oh definitely. It’ll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient Picture Quote #1

In my personal life, I’m hilarious! I was always a bit of a jokester Picture Quote #1

I don’t want anyone to get seriously hurt. But I do watch awards shows to critique the clothes while I sit around eating chips in my sweat pants and in hopes of seeing some hilarious accidental nudity Picture Quote #1

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself Picture Quote #1

Please don’t drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane Picture Quote #1

There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They’re not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious Picture Quote #1

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Mind is infinitely creative. And when it’s not stuck, that’s where the joy comes from. Something happens, and the way we think about it, understand it, see it, is actually hilarious, whereas before it used to depress us Picture Quote #1

Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She’s so sweet and adorable and hilarious Picture Quote #1

Kafka thought his stories were hilarious. We don’t necessarily have that reaction to them, but he certainly laughed his head off every time he read them out loud Picture Quote #1

A lot of people don’t think of my work as being all that funny, but I think its hilarious! Picture Quote #1

When you’re surrounded by friends and exes, there’s a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic those experiences may be to the participant, to the onlooker they’re hilarious Picture Quote #1

In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons Picture Quote #1

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At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don’t really think of myself as ‘writing humor.’ I’m simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious Picture Quote #1

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I’m in front of a fireplace, I’m hilarious Picture Quote #1

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job Picture Quote #1

I want that which is hilarious and that which is heartbreaking to occupy the same territory in the book because I think they very often occupy the same territory in life, much as we try to separate them Picture Quote #1

But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It’s sacred Picture Quote #1

Lebanese freedom of speech : You get to say whatever you like as long as the authorities approve of it... Hilarious Picture Quote #1

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I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our backs or that we’re fat. You read one line in a magazine and it sends you into a tailspin (Hilarious Quotes) I think there’s something very lovely and hilarious about exploring the particular neuroses of the female mind. It’s just not the same thing with men. I mean, there are exceptions, but for the most part, women beat themselves up in their heads more. They overanalyze stuff far more than men do (Hilarious Quotes) I learned that you don’t have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something (Hilarious Quotes) I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time (Hilarious Quotes) I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I’m a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline (Hilarious Quotes) It’s hilarious, because my guitar has what’s known as a tremolo bar or a whammy bar. And the whammy bar is probably the most alien thing on my guitar that could possibly relate to a classical guitar (Hilarious Quotes) I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags (Hilarious Quotes) I know this is going to sound really cheesy, but I have the coolest dad in the entire world. My dad is hilarious. He’s also strong, smart and makes me feel like he’s going to take care of everything. I think those are the qualities I look for in a boyfriend (Hilarious Quotes) Its just I fell into a bunch of movies that kind of fit in my life. It made sense to do them in the 80s. Folks who know me think its hilarious (Hilarious Quotes) Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won’t want it to end (Hilarious Quotes) One of the saddest sights to me has always been a human at a keyboard doing something by hand that could be automated. It’s sad but hilarious (Hilarious Quotes) My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat (Hilarious Quotes) Oh definitely. It’ll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient (Hilarious Quotes) In my personal life, I’m hilarious! I was always a bit of a jokester (Hilarious Quotes) I don’t want anyone to get seriously hurt. But I do watch awards shows to critique the clothes while I sit around eating chips in my sweat pants and in hopes of seeing some hilarious accidental nudity (Hilarious Quotes) Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself (Hilarious Quotes) Please don’t drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane (Hilarious Quotes) There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They’re not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious (Hilarious Quotes) Mind is infinitely creative. And when it’s not stuck, that’s where the joy comes from. Something happens, and the way we think about it, understand it, see it, is actually hilarious, whereas before it used to depress us (Hilarious Quotes) Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She’s so sweet and adorable and hilarious (Hilarious Quotes) Kafka thought his stories were hilarious. We don’t necessarily have that reaction to them, but he certainly laughed his head off every time he read them out loud (Hilarious Quotes) A lot of people don’t think of my work as being all that funny, but I think its hilarious! (Hilarious Quotes) When you’re surrounded by friends and exes, there’s a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic those experiences may be to the participant, to the onlooker they’re hilarious (Hilarious Quotes) In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons (Hilarious Quotes) At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don’t really think of myself as ‘writing humor.’ I’m simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious (Hilarious Quotes) Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I’m in front of a fireplace, I’m hilarious (Hilarious Quotes) I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job (Hilarious Quotes) I want that which is hilarious and that which is heartbreaking to occupy the same territory in the book because I think they very often occupy the same territory in life, much as we try to separate them (Hilarious Quotes) But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It’s sacred (Hilarious Quotes) Lebanese freedom of speech : You get to say whatever you like as long as the authorities approve of it... Hilarious (Hilarious Quotes)

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