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Honey, have you ever seen a man knitting socks? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Interviewer: Have you ever attended a mime school? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever tried to split sawdust? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever cried so much that it hurts? (Have You Ever Quotes)
What man have you ever seen who was contented with one crime only? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever eaten alien meat? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever noticed, the saddest person has the most beautiful smile (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever seen innovation where someone didn’t take a risk? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever noticed how bored people are also boring? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever had a broken heart? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever seen a pedant with a warm heart? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever heard the earth breath? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever felt like a phone call that’s been disconnected? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever had your ass whooped on by a black man before? It hurts! (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever been so angry.... that you tackled a train? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever once in your life reached out to touch infinity? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever been so angry that you tackled a horse (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever found someone you just knew you were meant for? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever wanted to be the center of attention so bad you cut Asia in half? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever walked late at night through a forest when you are first in love? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever noticed how transparent people are when you really look at them? (Have You Ever Quotes)
So very heartbroken. Have you ever been so heartbroken you had to take 24 selfies. Didn't think so (Have You Ever Quotes)
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? (Have You Ever Quotes)
Trust your intuition. It is the best friend you will ever have (Have You Ever Quotes)