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Happy Birthday Quotes
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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday to me, the only person I haven’t lied to about my age (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday and make sure to remind me how old you’re pretending to be (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Just wanted to say you don’t have to thank me for saying happy birthday (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday. Count your life by smiles not tears, count your age by friends not years (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday my dear sweet sister. I hope your special day is blessed with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love. To a perfect sister (Happy Birthday Quotes)
It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one! Happy birthday (Happy Birthday Quotes)
At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! (Happy Birthday Quotes)
I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you’re evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won’t cry (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday greetings is being sent your way, with everything which is good, for your wonderful day (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Wishing you a day filled with love and cheer. May you be surrounded by all your loved ones. May this year bring you prosperity, fortune and friendship. Happy birthday to you (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday! May your birthday bring you as much happiness as you give to everyone who knows you (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing (Happy Birthday Quotes)
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! (Happy Birthday Quotes)