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H L Mencken Quotes
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Christian endeavor is notoriously hard on female pulchritude (H L Mencken Quotes)
Why do men go to zoos? (H L Mencken Quotes)
The only time you have a free press is when you own one (H L Mencken Quotes)
Change is not progress (H L Mencken Quotes)
I’m thoroughly convinced that editors don’t help authors (H L Mencken Quotes)
The worst government is the most moral (H L Mencken Quotes)
The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass (H L Mencken Quotes)
Love begins like a triolet and ends like a college yell (H L Mencken Quotes)
It costs more to maintain ten vices than one virtue (H L Mencken Quotes)
It is highly probable that the first priest appeared to the world simultaneously with the first religion; nay, that he actually invented it (H L Mencken Quotes)
The objection of the scandalmonger is not that she tells of racy doings, but that she pretends to be indignant about them (H L Mencken Quotes)
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother (H L Mencken Quotes)
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public (H L Mencken Quotes)
Democracy is also a form of religion. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses (H L Mencken Quotes)
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf (H L Mencken Quotes)
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian (H L Mencken Quotes)
There is always an easy solution to every problem - neat, plausible, and wrong (H L Mencken Quotes)
No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man (H L Mencken Quotes)
The Book of Revelation has all the authority, in these theological uplands, of military orders in time of war. The people turn to it for light upon all their problems, spiritual and secular (H L Mencken Quotes)
I’m ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all. (H L Mencken Quotes)
A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman (H L Mencken Quotes)
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public (H L Mencken Quotes)
Most people want security in this world, not liberty (H L Mencken Quotes)
Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible (H L Mencken Quotes)
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; it is justice that hurts (H L Mencken Quotes)
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time (H L Mencken Quotes)
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies (H L Mencken Quotes)
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance (H L Mencken Quotes)
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage (H L Mencken Quotes)
I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense (H L Mencken Quotes)