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Greg Gutfeld Quotes

A Smith and Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could Picture Quote #1

When you get famous and rich when you’re young, what happens is you start feeling insecure Picture Quote #1

The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they’re totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn’t share their assumptions, they say, ‘Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.’ Picture Quote #1

A funny thing about tolerant people? They’re really only tolerant when you agree with them Picture Quote #1

Good people suddenly don’t turn bad Picture Quote #1

When the government sees a poor area, its solution is to move the poor out Picture Quote #1

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The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true Picture Quote #1

I would like to see a president with a monocle Picture Quote #1

America is like the greatest hit of the world Picture Quote #1

Security should not be a black and white thing Picture Quote #1

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency Picture Quote #1

Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement Picture Quote #1

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I never quit. I just got fired Picture Quote #1

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They’re for colleges seeking publicity Picture Quote #1

Paternity, paternity. Let’s think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat’s going to annoy me at the restaurants Picture Quote #1

If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist Picture Quote #1

We used to actually kill each other before we discovered rhetoric in words. If you look at other countries, there are people attacking each other in parliament and stuff Picture Quote #1

People that want to control words will never ever try to break up, like, a fight on a subway. They will never confront an aggressive person on the bus. They prefer their fights to be easy Picture Quote #1

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Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead Picture Quote #1

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe Picture Quote #1

How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria? Picture Quote #1

I guess if your heart’s in the right place, the trash can go anywhere Picture Quote #1

You should try to get fired once in a while. It’s good for you Picture Quote #1

I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn’t get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense? Picture Quote #1

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Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life Picture Quote #1

If you’re hiring, if you’re the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it Picture Quote #1

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don’t drive drunk and hit somebody Picture Quote #1

Steer clear of pot. It’s an ambition zapper. Wait till you’ve made it. When you’re 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit Picture Quote #1

Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That’s a wisdom stair climber Picture Quote #1

Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round Picture Quote #1

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A Smith and Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) When you get famous and rich when you’re young, what happens is you start feeling insecure (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they’re totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn’t share their assumptions, they say, ‘Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.’ (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) A funny thing about tolerant people? They’re really only tolerant when you agree with them. (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Good people suddenly don’t turn bad (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) When the government sees a poor area, its solution is to move the poor out (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) I would like to see a president with a monocle (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) America is like the greatest hit of the world (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Security should not be a black and white thing (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) I never quit. I just got fired (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They’re for colleges seeking publicity (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Paternity, paternity. Let’s think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat’s going to annoy me at the restaurants (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) We used to actually kill each other before we discovered rhetoric in words. If you look at other countries, there are people attacking each other in parliament and stuff (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) People that want to control words will never ever try to break up, like, a fight on a subway. They will never confront an aggressive person on the bus. They prefer their fights to be easy (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria? (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) I guess if your heart’s in the right place, the trash can go anywhere (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) You should try to get fired once in a while. It’s good for you (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn’t get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense? (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) If you’re hiring, if you’re the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don’t drive drunk and hit somebody (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Steer clear of pot. It’s an ambition zapper. Wait till you’ve made it. When you’re 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That’s a wisdom stair climber (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round (Greg Gutfeld Quotes)

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