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Greg Behrendt Quotes

I think probably - I think, you know, when you’re first dating somebody, if they’re just not that physical with you, if they don’t want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they’re sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that’s a pretty good sign that they’re not into you Picture Quote #1

I saw Aerosmith, and I was like, ‘Wow, you can dress like a girl and still get girls? Hand me a scarf!’ Picture Quote #1

Part of being a comedian is that it’s your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities Picture Quote #1

I always tell people it’s funny that they think I’m a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships Picture Quote #1

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you’re married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don’t need a girlfriend Picture Quote #1

Sometimes we become attached to what’s familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us Picture Quote #1

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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who’s really into you Picture Quote #1

Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that’s all Picture Quote #1

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you Picture Quote #1

I went to stand-up when my rock n’ roll dreams weren’t coming true. I knew it wasn’t going to happen when I was in a New Wave band in 1992 - at the height of grunge. Then I heard No Doubt’s ‘Spiderwebs’ and I said, ‘Well, we’re done.’ They did - and succeeded at - what we were trying to do Picture Quote #1

I don’t have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that’s ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly Picture Quote #1

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: ‘I can’t believe we’re doing this in the White House’? Picture Quote #1

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Most authors writing books like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ dream of doing what I was being asked to do. I didn’t like it. I’m good at giving advice, but doing it on TV and radio felt wrong, and when people resisted my point of view, I was like, ‘Why am I doing this? This was not the plan.’ So I stopped. It didn’t make me feel good Picture Quote #1

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes Picture Quote #1

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father Picture Quote #1

Here’s something else to think about: calling when you say you’re going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can’t lay this one stupid brick down, you ain’t never gonna have a house baby, and it’s cold outside Picture Quote #1

It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry Picture Quote #1

Cheating gets easier every time it’s done. It’s only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone’s trust Picture Quote #1

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I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh Picture Quote #1

Big plans require big action Picture Quote #1

Life’s biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges Picture Quote #1

Always be classy. Never be crazy Picture Quote #1

You are not easily forgotten Picture Quote #1

I believe in love the verb, not the noun Picture Quote #1

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He doesn’t need to be reminded you’re great Picture Quote #1

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you Picture Quote #1

Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself Picture Quote #1

Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted Picture Quote #1

Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time? Picture Quote #1

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again Picture Quote #1

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I think probably - I think, you know, when you’re first dating somebody, if they’re just not that physical with you, if they don’t want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they’re sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that’s a pretty good sign that they’re not into you. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) I saw Aerosmith, and I was like, ‘Wow, you can dress like a girl and still get girls? Hand me a scarf!’ (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Part of being a comedian is that it’s your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) I always tell people it’s funny that they think I’m a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you’re married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don’t need a girlfriend (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Sometimes we become attached to what’s familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who’s really into you (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that’s all. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) I went to stand-up when my rock n’ roll dreams weren’t coming true. I knew it wasn’t going to happen when I was in a New Wave band in 1992 - at the height of grunge. Then I heard No Doubt’s ‘Spiderwebs’ and I said, ‘Well, we’re done.’ They did - and succeeded at - what we were trying to do. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) I don’t have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that’s ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: ‘I can’t believe we’re doing this in the White House’? (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Most authors writing books like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ dream of doing what I was being asked to do. I didn’t like it. I’m good at giving advice, but doing it on TV and radio felt wrong, and when people resisted my point of view, I was like, ‘Why am I doing this? This was not the plan.’ So I stopped. It didn’t make me feel good. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Here’s something else to think about: calling when you say you’re going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can’t lay this one stupid brick down, you ain’t never gonna have a house baby, and it’s cold outside. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Cheating gets easier every time it’s done. It’s only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone’s trust. (Greg Behrendt Quotes) I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Big plans require big action (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Life’s biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Always be classy. Never be crazy (Greg Behrendt Quotes) You are not easily forgotten (Greg Behrendt Quotes) I believe in love the verb, not the noun (Greg Behrendt Quotes) He doesn’t need to be reminded you’re great (Greg Behrendt Quotes) The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time? (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again (Greg Behrendt Quotes)

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