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Graham Norton Quotes

One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn’t care less about your love life Picture Quote #1

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, ‘You do realise this is a gay club, don’t you lads?’ you get all excited because you think, ‘Wow, he thought I was straight!’ Picture Quote #1

I am camp. Lots of gay men can’t cope with their campness. They are in denial about it Picture Quote #1

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand up comic. Not a very good stand up comic, but good enough to make a living Picture Quote #1

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky Picture Quote #1

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I’m relatively available, but not to live with Picture Quote #1

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I always say I’d rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship Picture Quote #1

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me Picture Quote #1

Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I’ve got bad taste. I’ve got no taste Picture Quote #1

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy Picture Quote #1

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we’re desperate not to have on the show Picture Quote #1

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A comedian’s a comedian. They’re a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that’s why I like them Picture Quote #1

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot Picture Quote #1

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain Picture Quote #1

I don’t think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness Picture Quote #1

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do Picture Quote #1

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You don’t want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people Picture Quote #1

It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it? Picture Quote #1

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating Picture Quote #1

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one’s going to let me adopt Picture Quote #1

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it’s because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that’s on telly Picture Quote #1

You don’t want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend Picture Quote #1

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Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I’m not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He’s so fast Picture Quote #1

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One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn’t care less about your love life (Graham Norton Quotes) Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, ‘You do realise this is a gay club, don’t you lads?’ you get all excited because you think, ‘Wow, he thought I was straight!’ (Graham Norton Quotes) I am camp. Lots of gay men can’t cope with their campness. They are in denial about it (Graham Norton Quotes) My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand up comic. Not a very good stand up comic, but good enough to make a living (Graham Norton Quotes) The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky (Graham Norton Quotes) All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I’m relatively available, but not to live with (Graham Norton Quotes) I always say I’d rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship (Graham Norton Quotes) My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me (Graham Norton Quotes) Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do (Graham Norton Quotes) I don’t think I’ve got bad taste. I’ve got no taste (Graham Norton Quotes) I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy (Graham Norton Quotes) The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we’re desperate not to have on the show (Graham Norton Quotes) A comedian’s a comedian. They’re a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that’s why I like them (Graham Norton Quotes) An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot (Graham Norton Quotes) A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain (Graham Norton Quotes) I don’t think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness (Graham Norton Quotes) Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do (Graham Norton Quotes) The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you (Graham Norton Quotes) You don’t want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people (Graham Norton Quotes) It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it? (Graham Norton Quotes) It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating (Graham Norton Quotes) If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one’s going to let me adopt (Graham Norton Quotes) All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it’s because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that’s on telly (Graham Norton Quotes) You don’t want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend (Graham Norton Quotes) Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I’m not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He’s so fast (Graham Norton Quotes)

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