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Gracie Allen Quotes
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The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow (Gracie Allen Quotes)
Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible (Gracie Allen Quotes)
I’ll bet you say that to all the girls! (Gracie Allen Quotes)
I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it. (Gracie Allen Quotes)
Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground (Gracie Allen Quotes)
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for (Gracie Allen Quotes)
Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it’s nothing (Gracie Allen Quotes)
You’ve buttered your bread, now sleep in it (Gracie Allen Quotes)
I was so surprised at being born that I didn’t speak for a year and a half (Gracie Allen Quotes)
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half (Gracie Allen Quotes)
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate them (Gracie Allen Quotes)