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Golfers Quotes

There’s one guy who inspired a nation of golfers, and that’s Greg Norman. He’s been incredible to me and all the great golfers Picture Quote #1

Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky Picture Quote #1

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough Picture Quote #1

It was sort of just a family sport. My mom and dad were pretty keen golfers when I was young and so were my grandparents, and I just sort of tagged along with them Picture Quote #1

Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky Picture Quote #1

People always say golfers don’t smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic Picture Quote #1

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When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them Picture Quote #1

I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn’t want to talk golf all night Picture Quote #1

Aggressive play is a vital asset of the world’s greatest golfers. However, it’s even more important to the average player. Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you’ll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player Picture Quote #1

Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones Picture Quote #1

In a generation or two, or maybe sooner, young golfers of true sporting instinct will wonder why all this handling of the ball is necessary. It will seem to them that the game is not as good as it might be Picture Quote #1

The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They’ll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they’ll insist no such instrument exists Picture Quote #1

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The best architects feel it to be their duty to make the path to the hole as free as possible from annoying difficulties for the less skillful golfers, while at the same time presenting to the scratch players a route calling for the best shots at their command Picture Quote #1

To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It’s unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes Picture Quote #1

Golfers should not fail to realize that it is a game of great traditions, of high ideals of sportsmanship, one in which a strict adherence to the rules is essential Picture Quote #1

Seve was one of the most talented and exciting golfers to ever play the game. His creativity and inventiveness on the golf course may never be surpassed. His death came much too soon Picture Quote #1

I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems Picture Quote #1

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars Picture Quote #1

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Golfers don’t scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That’s about as antagonistic as we get Picture Quote #1

Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs Picture Quote #1

Golfers don’t fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn’t punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip Picture Quote #1

I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second place is your wife and your dog. And that is only if you have a good wife and a good dog Picture Quote #1

Golfers find it a very trying matter to turn at the waist, more particularly if they have a lot of waist to turn Picture Quote #1

I’m thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me Picture Quote #1

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There’s more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It’s silly really because it’s not as if the golf ball is going to jump up and belt you on the whiskers, is it? Picture Quote #1

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system Picture Quote #1

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course Picture Quote #1

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There’s one guy who inspired a nation of golfers, and that’s Greg Norman. He’s been incredible to me and all the great golfers. (Golfers Quotes) Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. (Golfers Quotes) Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough (Golfers Quotes) It was sort of just a family sport. My mom and dad were pretty keen golfers when I was young and so were my grandparents, and I just sort of tagged along with them (Golfers Quotes) Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky (Golfers Quotes) People always say golfers don’t smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic (Golfers Quotes) When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them (Golfers Quotes) I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn’t want to talk golf all night (Golfers Quotes) Aggressive play is a vital asset of the world’s greatest golfers. However, it’s even more important to the average player. Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you’ll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player (Golfers Quotes) Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones (Golfers Quotes) In a generation or two, or maybe sooner, young golfers of true sporting instinct will wonder why all this handling of the ball is necessary. It will seem to them that the game is not as good as it might be (Golfers Quotes) The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They’ll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they’ll insist no such instrument exists (Golfers Quotes) The best architects feel it to be their duty to make the path to the hole as free as possible from annoying difficulties for the less skillful golfers, while at the same time presenting to the scratch players a route calling for the best shots at their command (Golfers Quotes) To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It’s unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes (Golfers Quotes) Golfers should not fail to realize that it is a game of great traditions, of high ideals of sportsmanship, one in which a strict adherence to the rules is essential (Golfers Quotes) Seve was one of the most talented and exciting golfers to ever play the game. His creativity and inventiveness on the golf course may never be surpassed. His death came much too soon (Golfers Quotes) I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems (Golfers Quotes) Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars (Golfers Quotes) Golfers don’t scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That’s about as antagonistic as we get (Golfers Quotes) Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs (Golfers Quotes) Golfers don’t fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn’t punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip (Golfers Quotes) I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second place is your wife and your dog. And that is only if you have a good wife and a good dog (Golfers Quotes) Golfers find it a very trying matter to turn at the waist, more particularly if they have a lot of waist to turn (Golfers Quotes) I’m thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me (Golfers Quotes) There’s more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It’s silly really because it’s not as if the golf ball is going to jump up and belt you on the whiskers, is it? (Golfers Quotes) A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system (Golfers Quotes) Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course (Golfers Quotes)

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