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Goddamn Quotes

The horror of it is, every goddamn thing you look at seems pretty scary to me Picture Quote #1

We don’t see the people who are doing real things getting enough props. We often see politicians who are everywhere but nowhere at the same goddamn time. You know the kind of person: You see them everywhere on television but nowhere in front of your face Picture Quote #1

We were all novices. We really were. We didn’t know a goddamn thing about doing a show Picture Quote #1

I would have liked having children to some degree, but frankly I haven’t got the time to take the kids to the goddamn ballgame Picture Quote #1

I’ve always followed my father’s advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble Picture Quote #1

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don’t worry about me Picture Quote #1

The truth is that the only time I’m happy is when I’m doing absolutely nothing. I don’t understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feel like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect Picture Quote #1

In other words, let’s give our young women the right weapons to fight with as they charge naked into battle, instead of ordering them to get back in the house and put some goddamn clothes on Picture Quote #1

I don’t understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feels like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing worse than falling in love with a person over and over every time you lay eyes on them, especially when you hate their goddamn guts Picture Quote #1

All girls should have a poem written for them even if we have to turn this goddamn world upside down to do it Picture Quote #1

Tattoos aren’t meant for everybody and they’re too goddamn good for some people Picture Quote #1

You once liked the blissful mobility, but then you wonder, who’s the real you? And who’s the chap on the screen? You know, I catch myself acting out my life like a goddamn script Picture Quote #1

I know I can never work in a comedy because I can’t keep a goddamn straight face Picture Quote #1

Listen up. Let me tell you something. A man ain’t a goddamn ax. Chopping, hacking, busting every goddamn minute of the day. Things get to him. Things he can’t chop down because they’re inside Picture Quote #1

Hitting bottom isn’t a weekend retreat, it’s not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! Picture Quote #1

I missed you, you dickhead. I missed you so goddamn much. Don't you ever ever ever take off and leave me like that again, do you hear me? Picture Quote #1

I don’t take notes; I don’t outline, I don’t do anything like that. I just flail away at the goddamn thing. I’m a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. You can’t sell it as caviar Picture Quote #1

Get off your ass and get down here to fix the goddamn biggest disaster in the nation’s history Picture Quote #1

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The horror of it is, every goddamn thing you look at seems pretty scary to me (Goddamn Quotes) We don’t see the people who are doing real things getting enough props. We often see politicians who are everywhere but nowhere at the same goddamn time. You know the kind of person: You see them everywhere on television but nowhere in front of your face (Goddamn Quotes) We were all novices. We really were. We didn’t know a goddamn thing about doing a show (Goddamn Quotes) I would have liked having children to some degree, but frankly I haven’t got the time to take the kids to the goddamn ballgame (Goddamn Quotes) I’ve always followed my father’s advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble (Goddamn Quotes) Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don’t worry about me (Goddamn Quotes) The truth is that the only time I’m happy is when I’m doing absolutely nothing. I don’t understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feel like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect (Goddamn Quotes) In other words, let’s give our young women the right weapons to fight with as they charge naked into battle, instead of ordering them to get back in the house and put some goddamn clothes on (Goddamn Quotes) I don’t understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feels like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect (Goddamn Quotes) There’s nothing worse than falling in love with a person over and over every time you lay eyes on them, especially when you hate their goddamn guts (Goddamn Quotes) All girls should have a poem written for them even if we have to turn this goddamn world upside down to do it (Goddamn Quotes) Tattoos aren’t meant for everybody and they’re too goddamn good for some people (Goddamn Quotes) You once liked the blissful mobility, but then you wonder, who’s the real you? And who’s the chap on the screen? You know, I catch myself acting out my life like a goddamn script (Goddamn Quotes) I know I can never work in a comedy because I can’t keep a goddamn straight face (Goddamn Quotes) Listen up. Let me tell you something. A man ain’t a goddamn ax. Chopping, hacking, busting every goddamn minute of the day. Things get to him. Things he can’t chop down because they’re inside (Goddamn Quotes) Hitting bottom isn’t a weekend retreat, it’s not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! (Goddamn Quotes) I missed you, you dickhead. I missed you so goddamn much. Don't you ever ever ever take off and leave me like that again, do you hear me? (Goddamn Quotes) I don’t take notes; I don’t outline, I don’t do anything like that. I just flail away at the goddamn thing. I’m a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. You can’t sell it as caviar (Goddamn Quotes) Get off your ass and get down here to fix the goddamn biggest disaster in the nation’s history (Goddamn Quotes)

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