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Girlfriend Funny Quotes

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ is, like, really funny Picture Quote #1

See, I don’t really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I’ve had have come after me. So it’s really funny when girls get offended because I don’t hit on them Picture Quote #1

I’m like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you’re with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, ‘God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.’ Picture Quote #1

Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends’ eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up Picture Quote #1

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife Picture Quote #1

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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ is, like, really funny (Girlfriend Funny Quotes) See, I don’t really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I’ve had have come after me. So it’s really funny when girls get offended because I don’t hit on them. (Girlfriend Funny Quotes) I’m like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you’re with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, ‘God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.’ (Girlfriend Funny Quotes) Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends’ eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up. (Girlfriend Funny Quotes) That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife (Girlfriend Funny Quotes)