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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I’m known for my slightly inappropriate remarks Picture Quote #1
I’m eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts Picture Quote #1
What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami Picture Quote #1
In real life I’m a tall, blond Christian Picture Quote #1
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better Picture Quote #1
I’m used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny Picture Quote #1
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No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism Picture Quote #1
You never know what people will choose to be offended by Picture Quote #1
I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life Picture Quote #1
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny Picture Quote #1
I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands Picture Quote #1
You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell Picture Quote #1
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I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things Picture Quote #1
There are certain things I don’t want to joke about. If it’s about somebody else, it’s fine. If it’s about me, I think it’s totally insensitive! Picture Quote #1
Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway Picture Quote #1
If they’d wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn’t have asked for me Picture Quote #1
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I’m known for my slightly inappropriate remarks  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) I’m eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) In real life I’m a tall, blond Christian  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) I’m used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) You never know what people will choose to be offended by  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) There are certain things I don’t want to joke about. If it’s about somebody else, it’s fine. If it’s about me, I think it’s totally insensitive!  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes) If they’d wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn’t have asked for me  (Gilbert Gottfried Quotes)