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George Mikes Quotes

It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out Picture Quote #1
The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to kill Picture Quote #1
The Americans are extremely gadget minded people and American gadgets have a peculiar characteristic: they work Picture Quote #1
Bad English was the second language of Israel and bad Hebrew, of course, remained the national language Picture Quote #1
Once you start buying first aid kits you start having accidents Picture Quote #1
The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath Picture Quote #1
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To be extravagant you need money. True. But you do not need your own money Picture Quote #1
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat Picture Quote #1
Humility is one of the most repulsive virtues, nearly always false Picture Quote #1
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals Picture Quote #1
Israel also deprived the world of its chance of shedding tears of genuine sympathy over her destruction. The world resents this; it likes to feel noble and sympathetic Picture Quote #1
I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before Picture Quote #1
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You must not refuse any additional cups of tea under the following circumstances: if it is hot; if it is cold; if you are tired; if anybody thinks that you might be tired; if you are nervous; if you are gay; before you go out; if you are out; if you have just returned home; if you feel like it; if you do not feel like it; if you have had no tea for some time; if you have just had a cup Picture Quote #1
Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars Picture Quote #1
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It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out  (George Mikes Quotes) The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to kill  (George Mikes Quotes) The Americans are extremely gadget minded people and American gadgets have a peculiar characteristic: they work  (George Mikes Quotes) Bad English was the second language of Israel and bad Hebrew, of course, remained the national language  (George Mikes Quotes) Once you start buying first aid kits you start having accidents  (George Mikes Quotes) The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath  (George Mikes Quotes) To be extravagant you need money. True. But you do not need your own money  (George Mikes Quotes) A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat  (George Mikes Quotes) Humility is one of the most repulsive virtues, nearly always false  (George Mikes Quotes) You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals  (George Mikes Quotes) Israel also deprived the world of its chance of shedding tears of genuine sympathy over her destruction. The world resents this; it likes to feel noble and sympathetic  (George Mikes Quotes) I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before  (George Mikes Quotes) You must not refuse any additional cups of tea under the following circumstances: if it is hot; if it is cold; if you are tired; if anybody thinks that you might be tired; if you are nervous; if you are gay; before you go out; if you are out; if you have just returned home; if you feel like it; if you do not feel like it; if you have had no tea for some time; if you have just had a cup  (George Mikes Quotes) Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars  (George Mikes Quotes)
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