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Gas Station Quotes

I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations Picture Quote #1

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Picture Quote #1

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock Picture Quote #1

I just like people. I’ll hold a conversation at a gas station. It’s not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people Picture Quote #1

Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account Picture Quote #1

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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money Picture Quote #1

There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content Picture Quote #1

I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place Picture Quote #1

I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that’s boyfriend material for me. Like if we’re able to have fun at a gas station. I’ve had some really good times at gas stations Picture Quote #1

I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant Picture Quote #1

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work Picture Quote #1

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I haven’t been to a gas station in years. It feels so good not to be a slave to gas, playing the whole game of war for oil Picture Quote #1

I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area Picture Quote #1

After the oil spill, I had this strong feeling that if I ever were to be blessed in having children, I never wanted my kids to see me pumping gas at a gas station. I think it’s our responsibility to make the changes that we need to take regardless of convenience Picture Quote #1

Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service Picture Quote #1

Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We’re the ones getting robbed Picture Quote #1

You don’t necessarily have to write to be a poet. Some people work in gas stations and they’re poets. I don’t call myself a poet, because I don’t like the word. I’m a trapeze artist Picture Quote #1

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At the end of drama school, I made a contract with myself: I’d try acting for five years. I was 26. I had already spent eight years working in restaurants and gas stations. So I had seen enough small businesses to understand that that’s what acting is: a small business Picture Quote #1

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn’t learn of it for six months Picture Quote #1

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed Picture Quote #1

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know Picture Quote #1

You can’t get away, I can’t fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it’s just the way it is Picture Quote #1

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station Picture Quote #1

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The common mistake that business people make is they’re going to get drive-by business...Only gas stations are helpe Picture Quote #1

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I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations (Gas Station Quotes) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? (Gas Station Quotes) I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs (Gas Station Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock (Gas Station Quotes) I just like people. I’ll hold a conversation at a gas station. It’s not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people (Gas Station Quotes) Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account (Gas Station Quotes) Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money (Gas Station Quotes) There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content (Gas Station Quotes) I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place (Gas Station Quotes) I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that’s boyfriend material for me. Like if we’re able to have fun at a gas station. I’ve had some really good times at gas stations (Gas Station Quotes) I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant (Gas Station Quotes) Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work (Gas Station Quotes) I haven’t been to a gas station in years. It feels so good not to be a slave to gas, playing the whole game of war for oil (Gas Station Quotes) I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area (Gas Station Quotes) After the oil spill, I had this strong feeling that if I ever were to be blessed in having children, I never wanted my kids to see me pumping gas at a gas station. I think it’s our responsibility to make the changes that we need to take regardless of convenience (Gas Station Quotes) Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service (Gas Station Quotes) Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We’re the ones getting robbed (Gas Station Quotes) You don’t necessarily have to write to be a poet. Some people work in gas stations and they’re poets. I don’t call myself a poet, because I don’t like the word. I’m a trapeze artist (Gas Station Quotes) At the end of drama school, I made a contract with myself: I’d try acting for five years. I was 26. I had already spent eight years working in restaurants and gas stations. So I had seen enough small businesses to understand that that’s what acting is: a small business (Gas Station Quotes) Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn’t learn of it for six months (Gas Station Quotes) Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed (Gas Station Quotes) The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know (Gas Station Quotes) You can’t get away, I can’t fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it’s just the way it is (Gas Station Quotes) A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station (Gas Station Quotes) The common mistake that business people make is they’re going to get drive-by business...Only gas stations are helpe (Gas Station Quotes)

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