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Gary Gulman Quotes

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates Picture Quote #1

No matter what time of year it’s always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween Picture Quote #1

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It’s surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy Picture Quote #1

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again Picture Quote #1

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time Picture Quote #1

I was born when my dad was 50... It’s weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We’d go to the movies, we’re both getting discounts Picture Quote #1

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As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened Picture Quote #1

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent Picture Quote #1

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in Picture Quote #1

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it Picture Quote #1

If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you Picture Quote #1

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself Picture Quote #1

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The definition of the word nerd has changed. It’s now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included Picture Quote #1

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Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates (Gary Gulman Quotes) No matter what time of year it’s always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween (Gary Gulman Quotes) I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It’s surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy (Gary Gulman Quotes) Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again (Gary Gulman Quotes) If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time (Gary Gulman Quotes) I was born when my dad was 50... It’s weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We’d go to the movies, we’re both getting discounts (Gary Gulman Quotes) As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened (Gary Gulman Quotes) Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent (Gary Gulman Quotes) The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in (Gary Gulman Quotes) What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it (Gary Gulman Quotes) If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you (Gary Gulman Quotes) The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself (Gary Gulman Quotes) The definition of the word nerd has changed. It’s now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included (Gary Gulman Quotes)

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