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Funny Work Quotes

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us Picture Quote #1
I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday Picture Quote #1
I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute Picture Quote #1
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by Picture Quote #1
I'm quitting to pursue my dream of not working here Picture Quote #1
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking Picture Quote #1
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A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time Picture Quote #1
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important Picture Quote #1
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow Picture Quote #1
If I died and went to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore Picture Quote #1
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day Picture Quote #1
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early Picture Quote #1
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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us  (Funny Work Quotes) I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday  (Funny Work Quotes) I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute  (Funny Work Quotes) I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by  (Funny Work Quotes) I'm quitting to pursue my dream of not working here  (Funny Work Quotes) A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking  (Funny Work Quotes) A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time  (Funny Work Quotes) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important  (Funny Work Quotes) Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow  (Funny Work Quotes) If I died and went to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore  (Funny Work Quotes) By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day  (Funny Work Quotes) I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early  (Funny Work Quotes)
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