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Funny Work Quotes

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around Picture Quote #1

I’ve been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings Picture Quote #1

You leaving the office for two weeks is all the vacation time I need Picture Quote #1

Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better Picture Quote #1

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job Picture Quote #1

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by Picture Quote #1

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I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday Picture Quote #1

I'm quitting to pursue my dream of not working here Picture Quote #1

No one’s dream job involves a kiosk Picture Quote #1

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own Picture Quote #1

I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute Picture Quote #1

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up Picture Quote #1

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God didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? Picture Quote #1

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy Picture Quote #1

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us Picture Quote #1

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work Picture Quote #1

Work is making a living out of being bored Picture Quote #1

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important Picture Quote #1

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early Picture Quote #1

People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live Picture Quote #1

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow Picture Quote #1

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking Picture Quote #1

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time Picture Quote #1

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day Picture Quote #1

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If I died and went to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore Picture Quote #1

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I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around (Funny Work Quotes) I’ve been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings. (Funny Work Quotes) You leaving the office for two weeks is all the vacation time I need (Funny Work Quotes) Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better (Funny Work Quotes) A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job (Funny Work Quotes) I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by (Funny Work Quotes) I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday (Funny Work Quotes) I'm quitting to pursue my dream of not working here (Funny Work Quotes) No one’s dream job involves a kiosk (Funny Work Quotes) I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own (Funny Work Quotes) I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute (Funny Work Quotes) People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up (Funny Work Quotes) God didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? (Funny Work Quotes) Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy (Funny Work Quotes) We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us (Funny Work Quotes) Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work (Funny Work Quotes) Work is making a living out of being bored (Funny Work Quotes) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important (Funny Work Quotes) I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early (Funny Work Quotes) People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live (Funny Work Quotes) Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow (Funny Work Quotes) A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking (Funny Work Quotes) A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time (Funny Work Quotes) By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day (Funny Work Quotes) If I died and went to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore (Funny Work Quotes)

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