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Soccer players pretend they're hurt. Hockey players pretend they're not  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Americans Y U so silly? Foot. Ball  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Wait what?  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Ronaldo : 5 tricks to get past 1 player. Messi : 1 trick to get past 5 players  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Hooray. He’s kicked the ball. Now the ball’s over there. That man has it now. That’s an interesting development. Maybe he’ll kick the ball. He has indeed and apparently that deserves a round of applause  (Funny Soccer Quotes) The dice are stacked against them  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Whelan was in the position he was, exactly  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Football’s all about 90 minutes  (Funny Soccer Quotes) He hit that one like an arrow  (Funny Soccer Quotes) The acoustics seem to get louder  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Kicked wide of the goal with such precision  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Well, he had two stabs at the cherry  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Our fans have been branded with the same brush  (Funny Soccer Quotes) I don’t hold water with that theory  (Funny Soccer Quotes) I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel  (Funny Soccer Quotes) We are really the victims of our own problems  (Funny Soccer Quotes) At least is was a victory and at least we won  (Funny Soccer Quotes) I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered  (Funny Soccer Quotes) Sometimes in football you have to score goals  (Funny Soccer Quotes)