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Funny Shopping Quotes

Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want  (Funny Shopping Quotes) The voices told me to buy more shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Don't cry. Go shopping and get over it  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I need shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Would you like a bag? No I'll just put everything in my pocket  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I don’t know what it is, but it’s on sale  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Shut up and take my money  (Funny Shopping Quotes) How women choose shampoo. How men choose shampoo  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I'd rather break my arms that take two trips  (Funny Shopping Quotes) What your girlfriend sees. What you see  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Two trips are for the weak  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I am not a shopaholic, I am helping the economy  (Funny Shopping Quotes) When I carry in the groceries  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Life is short. Buy the shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Payday. Rest of the month  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I've been shopping all my life and I still have nothing to wear  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Getting home after buying all your favorite foods from the grocery store  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Shopping with girlfriends  (Funny Shopping Quotes) You can shop online! No, shopping is my cardio  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Let’s go shopping, she said. It won’t take long, she said  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Tetris. Level: Boss  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Shopping with a basket. You're doing it wrong  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Don't get mad. Get new shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle... He took me grocery shopping  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Oh girl, HOLD ON, are those shoes on sale?  (Funny Shopping Quotes) If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Because to trips are for pussies  (Funny Shopping Quotes) When someone is in the way of the item you want so you pretend to look at something else  (Funny Shopping Quotes)
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