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Funny Sex Quotes

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married Picture Quote #1

Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it Picture Quote #1

Blow me Picture Quote #1

No one`s a virgin, life screws us all! Picture Quote #1

I get 60 miles per gallon, what do you get? Laid Picture Quote #1

No relationship. No emotions. Just sex. Praise the lord Picture Quote #1

Doesn't matter. Had sex Picture Quote #1

Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you a baby Picture Quote #1

My sexual preference is often Picture Quote #1

You two ARE having sex! Really? David why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down Picture Quote #1

The morning after Picture Quote #1

Dude, I swear I was just switching channels Picture Quote #1

Others have sex in the kitchen I eat in bed Picture Quote #1

My head hurts. We can’t have sex. Said no man ever Picture Quote #1

Force it in as deep as you can. That’s what she said Picture Quote #1

I want to give you... You know - the sex Picture Quote #1

You’re welcome Picture Quote #1

Bacon cake. Who needs sex? Picture Quote #1

I believe in catch and release. In other words, you can't spend the night Picture Quote #1

I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again? Picture Quote #1

Abstinence. Not 100 percent effective Picture Quote #1

Naughty boy. Go to my room! Picture Quote #1

Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days Picture Quote #1

It would be ironic if tennis players were quiet in the bedroom Picture Quote #1

I think I did Picture Quote #1

We did it 298 times! You kept count? You are such a loser. A loser you did it with 298 times! Picture Quote #1

I’ve swallowed just about as much as I can take from you! Phrasing Picture Quote #1

My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari Picture Quote #1

Tell a man, “i hate you”, and you’ll have the best sex of your life. But tell him, “i love you”, you’ll probably never see him again Picture Quote #1

Keep dreaming nerd. Just another girl who won’t sleep with you Picture Quote #1

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It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married (Funny Sex Quotes) Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it (Funny Sex Quotes) Blow me (Funny Sex Quotes) No one`s a virgin, life screws us all! (Funny Sex Quotes) I get 60 miles per gallon, what do you get? Laid (Funny Sex Quotes) No relationship. No emotions. Just sex. Praise the lord (Funny Sex Quotes) Doesn't matter. Had sex (Funny Sex Quotes) Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you a baby (Funny Sex Quotes) My sexual preference is often (Funny Sex Quotes) You two ARE having sex! Really? David why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down (Funny Sex Quotes) The morning after (Funny Sex Quotes) Dude, I swear I was just switching channels (Funny Sex Quotes) Others have sex in the kitchen I eat in bed (Funny Sex Quotes) My head hurts. We can’t have sex. Said no man ever (Funny Sex Quotes) Force it in as deep as you can. That’s what she said (Funny Sex Quotes) I want to give you... You know - the sex (Funny Sex Quotes) You’re welcome (Funny Sex Quotes) Bacon cake. Who needs sex? (Funny Sex Quotes) I believe in catch and release. In other words, you can't spend the night (Funny Sex Quotes) I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again? (Funny Sex Quotes) Abstinence. Not 100 percent effective (Funny Sex Quotes) Naughty boy. Go to my room! (Funny Sex Quotes) Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days (Funny Sex Quotes) It would be ironic if tennis players were quiet in the bedroom (Funny Sex Quotes) I think I did (Funny Sex Quotes) We did it 298 times! You kept count? You are such a loser. A loser you did it with 298 times! (Funny Sex Quotes) I’ve swallowed just about as much as I can take from you! Phrasing (Funny Sex Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari (Funny Sex Quotes) Tell a man, “i hate you”, and you’ll have the best sex of your life. But tell him, “i love you”, you’ll probably never see him again (Funny Sex Quotes) Keep dreaming nerd. Just another girl who won’t sleep with you (Funny Sex Quotes)

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