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Funny Sex Quotes

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married Picture Quote #1

Blow me Picture Quote #1

I get 60 miles per gallon, what do you get? Laid Picture Quote #1

Doesn't matter. Had sex Picture Quote #1

My sexual preference is often Picture Quote #1

No relationship. No emotions. Just sex. Praise the lord Picture Quote #1

The morning after Picture Quote #1

Dude, I swear I was just switching channels Picture Quote #1

You’re welcome Picture Quote #1

I believe in catch and release. In other words, you can't spend the night Picture Quote #1

I want to give you... You know - the sex Picture Quote #1

I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again? Picture Quote #1

Bacon cake. Who needs sex? Picture Quote #1

Abstinence. Not 100 percent effective Picture Quote #1

Force it in as deep as you can. That’s what she said Picture Quote #1

I’ve swallowed just about as much as I can take from you! Phrasing Picture Quote #1

I think I did Picture Quote #1

Unlocks door. Who’s there? Are you a sex criminal? Nobody wants to do that to you, ma! Picture Quote #1

Tell a man, “i hate you”, and you’ll have the best sex of your life. But tell him, “i love you”, you’ll probably never see him again Picture Quote #1

It would be ironic if tennis players were quiet in the bedroom Picture Quote #1

Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days Picture Quote #1

My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari Picture Quote #1

Naughty boy. Go to my room! Picture Quote #1

We did it 298 times! You kept count? You are such a loser. A loser you did it with 298 times! Picture Quote #1

Keep dreaming nerd. Just another girl who won’t sleep with you Picture Quote #1

Ten men are waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired Picture Quote #1

How to turn on a guy. How to turn on a girl Picture Quote #1

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble Picture Quote #1

If you think I'm

Has sex dream. Gets rejected in it Picture Quote #1

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